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[BlueNightingale]

It can't just be me.
There are just too many things in the world that DO NOT DO what they say they are going to do.

~There is no such thing as "quick and easy" (well aside from some girls I knew in high school but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

~Has an operator ever really been standing by?

Case in Point:
I just tried to open a pack of M&M's for lunch (we are not supposed to judge each other here people) and it says "tear straight across / Resealable Zipper!"

That's all well and good except that it wouldn't tear straight across, wouldn't even tear all the way across. I've had to use a letter opener, the scissors and my finger nails to get to my damn M&M's. Who needs them to be resealable anyway for God's sake?

 

[hwwannabe]

Not to mention all the "As seen on TV" crap!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It can't just be me.
There are just too many things in the world that DO NOT DO what they say they are going to do.

~There is no such thing as "quick and easy" (well aside from some girls I knew in high school but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

~Has an operator ever really been standing by?

Case in Point:
I just tried to open a pack of M&M's for lunch (we are not supposed to judge each other here people) and it says "tear straight across / Resealable Zipper!"

That's all well and good except that it wouldn't tear straight across, wouldn't even tear all the way across. I've had to use a letter opener, the scissors and my finger nails to get to my damn M&M's. Who needs them to be resealable anyway for God's sake?

Anyone who would get between a woman and chocolate clearly has a death wish...

 

[raiguy]

My favorite thing is medicine. IT WILL RELIEVE HEADACHES!....30 minutes later it still hasn't done anything....

 

[Sunder61]

Had to use your finger nails, a letter opener and scissors. Tough bag for those M&Ms. It is true though that many things are not what they purport to be on the label or on a commercial. Doesn't bug me much usually as caveat is the rule of the day. When people get hurt though or the lie is obvious it bugs me. For instance the Dentist saying "You might feel some pressure". I just want to punch him in the throat.

 

[ManOSafety]

At least the Axe commercials have it right...anytime I've picked some up at the store to look at I've been immediately accosted by hot women wanting to have sex with me!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Reading the thread title I thought someone was talking about me!!

Resealable anything sucks. Half the time I cut through the seal part.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Judging by your struggle w/ the M&Ms you would think it was child proof

 

[sereneone4u]

Judging by your struggle w/ the M&Ms you would think it was child proof

lol!

I so want M&Ms right now.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I struggle ALL the time with jars. I know this sounds ridiculous but stupid spaghetti jars or like salsa or whatever its ridiculous to get into those thing. I don't have strength in my hands sometimes cause of some fractures that I have SO I finally got pissed off and bought one of those Jar Opener things from Pampered Chef. NOW my husband looked at me like I was nuts when I bought it til one day HE HAD To use it and then I looked at him and said.. HA

And can someone send me some Reeses Peanut Butter cups this would make me happy!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

lol!

I so want M&Ms right now.

OP where ya at! You started a candy craving!!!

I struggle ALL the time with jars. I know this sounds ridiculous but stupid spaghetti jars or like salsa or whatever its ridiculous to get into those thing. I don't have strength in my hands sometimes cause of some fractures that I have SO I finally got pissed off and bought one of those Jar Opener things from Pampered Chef. NOW my husband looked at me like I was nuts when I bought it til one day HE HAD To use it and then I looked at him and said.. HA

And can someone send me some Reeses Peanut Butter cups this would make me happy!

I've got Hershey kisses

 

[sereneone4u]

Almonds Snicker bar!

and Reeses

oooh!

Almond Joy, cause sometimes you feel like a nut.

 

[ManOSafety]

I want candy now too...hmmmm

my choices would be Rolos, Peanut Butter M&Ms, or Raisinettes

 

[GiggLeGasm]

they should sell M&Ms in edible wrappers.. that would solve this problem with opening them...

if we could just sell a pill that would allow us to digest cellophane..

of course, then we'd need some guy to open the pill bottle..

and he'd want a blowjob for the favor

EUREKA! I think I've solved the problem!!

 

[Ellafun]

they should sell M&Ms in edible wrappers.. that would solve this problem with opening them...

if we could just sell a pill that would allow us to digest cellophane..

of course, then we'd need some guy to open the pill bottle..

and he'd want a blowjob for the favor

EUREKA! I think I've solved the problem!!

Wait, where's that picture of the chocolate coated cock that's been floating around here? That would REALLY solve the problem!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Wait, where's that picture of the chocolate coated cock that's been floating around here? That would REALLY solve the problem!

because, much like M&Ms, chocolate cock melts in your mouth..

 

[BlueNightingale]

Judging by your struggle w/ the M&Ms you would think it was child proof

It was those damn Premium ones (Dark Chocolate Raspberry) They're marvelous but the bag they're in--Jesus! You pay twice as much, there are half as many in there and it take a nuclear weapon to get them out.
Next time I'm buying the cheap 2 for a dollar ones.