Birthday gifts for Myst

What should I ask for?

  • A library, with at least 340,983 books of original print

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • The largest collection of cat fur in the world, all in a giant ziplock bag

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Dillinger\'s dill pickle on the side of a Laurel leaf sandwich

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Muff\'s \"unique perception,\" and that pink water gun

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Perfect vision that would require laser eye surgery

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • cymbidia\'s patience for the assholes on the world wide web

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Beaker\'s furry dildo head in a lab coat (is that a condom?)

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • W. Bush\'s head on a platter sprinkled with paprika

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • A lifetime supply of various magazine subscriptions that are completely useless

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • peanut butter and jelly breast implants and a vanilla coke

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Total voters
    18

bluntforcemama

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Besides the obvious gifts, such as cars, sex, money, jewels.... I should ask for what? And don't ask me about those back-slashes: I haven't a clue.
 
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Myst said:
Besides the obvious gifts, such as cars, sex, money, jewels.... I should ask for what? And don't ask me about those back-slashes: I haven't a clue.

They seem to show up with a lot of punctuation marks in polls.

How about some salve or something for that awful mark on your ass?
 
Birthday gifts .......

... not just for you, Myst, but for the delights of all Lit readers .....

... A flight to the UK for a hot photo session, purely professional of course :)

Re: back-slashes .... have you spilt some liquid on your keys so that it is shorting a little...... that's what usually happens ... making a connection between two adjacent keys?
 
Books - cos W Bush won't taste very nice; the jelly breast implants will burst; and I personally appreciate your attitude towards assholes on the web

lots of love
petrel
 
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