Birthcontrol...

[indyweasel]

You are going to get a spanking by Mistress and I. What else could you want???

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Ahhh, a spanking, what more could a girl ask for?

*bends over, shaking her bottom*

Spank away

 

[indyweasel]

WWWHHHHAAAACCCKKK

You have been very bad after all. And I'm sure Mistres and I will kiss the owies all better for you when we are done.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Well, then you better give me lots of owies.

 

[indyweasel]

Whack
Whack
Whack

*handles paddle to Mistress*

Your turn sweetie.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I think I'm in heaven.

 

[Mistress]

Paddle? Fuck a paddle...I like to use my hands!


starts to spank LRD

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Oh yeah, I'm definately in Heaven.

 

[indyweasel]

*sits back and watches Mistress spank LRD*

Yummy! Just Yummy

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Could sure us something to hold on to while I'm getting spanked.

 

[indyweasel]

*sheds clothing and stands in front of LRD*

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

How do you want it? soft or rough?

 

[indyweasel]

A little rough is good

 

[LittleRedDevil]

A man after my own heart.

 

[indyweasel]

I try

Now where did my spanker go off to?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Mistress spanks me, I spank you, who spanks Mistress?

 

[indyweasel]

*reaches out*

Damn.. I cant reach her.

We need help here. Anyone??

 

[CoolCucumber]

I got Mistress' spankings right over here
-CoolCucumber

 

[Naked Hunny]

What is it with you people and spankings!? Personally I'm not very big on being spanked! *giggles*

 

[indyweasel]

Then what would you like me to do to you hunny??

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmm dont know! Suggestions anyone!?

 

[BlondGirl]

I had a 20 -something year old patient yesterday. I asked her if she could be pregnant. Her response: "No WAY!"
I asked what type of birth control she used. She said she does not use any.
I asked if she was sexually active. Response: "Of course." (As if it is branded on her forehead!)
I repeated back, "Okay, let me see if I've got this. You are sexually active, you do not ever use birth control, and you are sure you are not pregnant. Can you explain this to me?"
She says, "I just know."
I suggested, "Since you are sexually active, it might be a good idea to consider using some type of birth control. There are many options available." She then said to me, "Birth control is against my religious beliefs."

It took everything in my power not to scream back at her, "WHAT??? And premarital fucking is okay!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Instead, I turned away and began the paperwork to perform my duties.

Should I have elected to spank her instead?

(BTW--I have this EXACT same conversation with a different female at least once a week. Today I had two separate deja-vu's. It is depressing.)

 

[LittleRedDevil]

My doctor asked those same questions, I said give me the birthcontrol.

Some girls are just dumb. That's all there is to it.

 

[Cheyenne]

I suggested, "Since you are sexually active, it might be a good idea to consider using some type of birth control. There are many options available." She then said to me, "Birth control is against my religious beliefs."

Amazing, isn't it? Maybe it is their way of coping with what they are doing- the old "head in the sand" approach. "I'm still following my religion, because I don't use birth control, even though I'm having sex." Nevermind the fucking before marriage thing, it just doesn't count. Not using that bad birth control, remember?


Fooling ourselves can be easy, if we really want to do it.