Birdbrained Thoughts

[TygerEyez]

You know how birds pull a Kamakazi mission when you're driving? Try to fly in front of your car.

I have a theory. Maybe it's some kind of right of passage. Y'know. "Test your guts, young fledglings, before you can be considered a true Sparrow."

Tweet, tweet...

 

[Morden]

<nose dive>

"I can make it I can make it I ..."

<insert thump and splatter sounds>


"Its the scariest thing I ever saw when one didn't make it and thumped into the windshield. Thankfully I think it survived and the windshield was not cracked."

 

[TygerEyez]

LOL

Y'know.. I just realized that that post makes no sense... I love starting shitty threads.

*now to come up with a real idea*

 

[Expertise]

Smoked a duck at about 90kmh on a motorcycle one time. Kept it upright seriously fucked up fairing and all. In the dictionary under the title disgusting....... it should have an illustration of a really shaken 20 year old cleaning intestinal and fecal matter out of the inside of a "full faced" helmet.

 

[Todd]

My freakiest bird encounter was while diving a sccoter/moped.

It had 12 inch spoked tires. I was going at about 45mph and the bird made a dive across the road right into my spokes, only he didn't come out the other side, i was sure he was dead and went to stop the scooter/moped to take out the bird so it would'nt wresk the break shoes. The scooter/mped rolled to a stop, the bird shot out of the spokes and flew up landed on a power line and started chirping all pissed off like.

i just stood there shaking my head.

 

[Expertise]

Todd ....... i'd tell you that old joke about mopeds/scooters and fatgirls (Nobody flame, I on occassion find big women attractive) but its already too late.

 

[Todd]

Todd ....... i'd tell you that old joke about mopeds/scooters and fatgirls (Nobody flame, I on occassion find big women attractive) but its already too late.

I know its not the best vehicle that one can drive, but nothing could beat 57$ for maximum insurance coverage and 213 miles per gallon

 

[scylis]

you a Queen fan, Expertise?

 

[Expertise]

Yeah but I am unsure of the reference you are inferring???????

 

[scylis]

reminds me of a song...

 

[delite]

What I want to know is why when I see a bird heading towards the car window screen
1, Is it usually a very large pigeon, are these birds stupider than the rest?
2, do I duck?