Bird watching

sirhugs

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a small group of fairly nerdy types are in a bird watching society together. One morning, they head out early in search of rare specimens. Of course, they happen across a naked couple celebrating god's gift of carnal pleasure. Watching from a distance with telephoto lenses and binoculars, the comments begin as critical, then sarcastic, then joking, then....
 
It sounds like it would be a funny story...

the other thought that cross my mind is dead silence at the climax. The watcher's mouths drape, the birds and animals, and even the wind stills to gaze upon the spectacular sight of the after glow. Something like that.
 
a small group of fairly nerdy types are in a bird watching society together. One morning, they head out early in search of rare specimens. Of course, they happen across a naked couple celebrating god's gift of carnal pleasure. Watching from a distance with telephoto lenses and binoculars, the comments begin as critical, then sarcastic, then joking, then....

one of the bird-watchers notices that the woman is his mother. He, unsucessfully, tries to steer the others away before they notice who it is. In the end, however, he has to live with the shame of all his friends having a high resolution photo of his mom making the beast with two backs with a plumbing contractor (discount received) as the background photo on their computer desktops.
 
You could have one of them video-taping it and doing a mock wildlife commentary.

"The female shows her interest by sucking on the male's penis. See how he shows his appreciation by grabbing her hair and thrusting his hips back and forth. The female, on her knees, is submissive to the male. Now she readies herself, on her hands and knees, spreading her legs and awaiting her mate. She is clearly on heat... "

Etc, etc...
 
one of the bird-watchers notices that the woman is his mother. He, unsucessfully, tries to steer the others away before they notice who it is. In the end, however, he has to live with the shame of all his friends having a high resolution photo of his mom making the beast with two backs with a plumbing contractor (discount received) as the background photo on their computer desktops.

I love that idea! Perhaps because I'm partial to your colloquial expression involving the beast with two backs and perhaps because of your wonderfully parenthetical statement and perhaps because it's a grand concept.
 
I love that idea! Perhaps because I'm partial to your colloquial expression involving the beast with two backs and perhaps because of your wonderfully parenthetical statement and perhaps because it's a grand concept.

Of course, we owe Willy Shakespeare for "the beast with two backs" from Othello. I'll take credit for the rest.
 
You know funny thingy, I had a totally different thought as to what happens. I'm picturing instead a geeky guy and a gal, next door neighbors grew up together go out bird watching find the two knocking boots, start talking about it and emotions run wild ending with them both losing their virginity to each other. ;)
 
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