Bin Laden May Be In Custody..

[Lost Cause]

According to Israel Radio, US President Bush is expected to announce significant progress in the hunt for arch-terrorist Osama Bin Laden.

Media reports worldwide carried rumors that Bush was expected to announce Bin Laden's capture, but White House Spokesman, Ari Fleischer, was quoted as saying that President Bush was not going to announce that the terrorist had been captured.

*Plausible denial is logical, if we want to snag the top leaders before they can duck and cover.

I'll believe it when I hear it.

If it's true, does this change your opinion about the prosecution of the counter-terrorist operations by the administration?

 

[Purrde Flower]

I won't believe it until I see it. Or hear an official word. I would t hink that is somehting they would interupt everysingle TV and Radio station for though.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think it's possible that after the capture of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed the White House is leaking false info that he's talking and that they're close to finding Osama so Osama will freak out and move. That's when you find people -- when they move.

 

[sheath]

How can we even believe it when we do see it?

I clearly recall hearing reports that Bin Laden's protections for himself included taking several men with him who looked just like him. When we get someone who looks like Bin Laden, how do we know we actually have HIM?

S.

 

[Linedrive]

I think it's possible that after the capture of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed the White House is leaking false info that he's talking and that they're close to finding Osama so Osama will freak out and move. That's when you find people -- when they move.

Had the exact same thought

 

[HeavyStick]

That's when you find people -- when they move.

*Must remember not to move*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Earlier on the news, they asked people's oppion on what should be done with Bin Laden when he is captured: killed immediatly, or brought to the US for a trial.


My answer? I think he should be brought back, killed slowly, and torn into 13 bits. Take the 13 bits, and bury them in 13 different states, and have some ancient incantations to ward against evil done over top of him.


I never said I was normal.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Had the exact same thought

What number am I thinking of?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

How can we even believe it when we do see it?

I clearly recall hearing reports that Bin Laden's protections for himself included taking several men with him who looked just like him. When we get someone who looks like Bin Laden, how do we know we actually have HIM?

S.

Ah, when we find that little room in Pakistan that looks like a small Osama Bin Laden impersonators convention, then we’ll know.

 

[Linedrive]

You're not thinking of a number, you're thinking about the history of the Great Wall of China.

 

[marksgirl]

Earlier on the news, they asked people's oppion on what should be done with Bin Laden when he is captured: killed immediatly, or brought to the US for a trial.


My answer? I think he should be brought back, killed slowly, and torn into 13 bits. Take the 13 bits, and bury them in 13 different states, and have some ancient incantations to ward against evil done over top of him.


I never said I was normal.

Or better yet, stick him in a building and send a romote controlled plane crashing into it and see how he likes it!

 

[Norton77]

YAWN

Really, I have to say, that since Bush is about to plunge us all into World War three, we all have other things to worry about.




http://www.loschimpos.co.uk

 

[sheath]

Ah, when we find that little room in Pakistan that looks like a small Osama Bin Laden impersonators convention, then we’ll know.

HAHA.

I was serious.

S.

 

[HeavyStick]

You're not thinking of a number, you're thinking about the history of the Great Wall of China.

Guacamole!!!!

 

[Lasher]

Re: YAWN

http://www.loschimpos.co.uk

Hey, Norton!

Could you maybe put that link in a sig line so I don't have to see it every fucking time you post?

Thanks.

 

[Norton77]

Gee

IS it that much of a harsdship for your poor little eyes to see something highlighted in green?

Very well....

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Gee

IS it that much of a harsdship for your poor little eyes to see something highlighted in green?

Very well....

I'm not the one bothering him, go eat hamster ass.

 

[Lasher]

Re: Gee

IS it that much of a harsdship for your poor little eyes to see something highlighted in green?

It was green?

 

[EllieTalbot]

Earlier on the news, they asked people's oppion on what should be done with Bin Laden when he is captured: killed immediatly, or brought to the US for a trial.


My answer? I think he should be brought back, killed slowly, and torn into 13 bits. Take the 13 bits, and bury them in 13 different states, and have some ancient incantations to ward against evil done over top of him.


I never said I was normal.

I like that one.

I always thought he should be made to perform one of the gruntiest labor jobs possible on the construction of the new World Trade Center. And then after the ribbon is cut to open it up, be pushed from the top after being set on fire.

After the trial, of course.

By the by, it would be nice if it were true that he's on the verge of being captured or in custody, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Dixon and Gunner are right. I had the same thought as well.

Vengeful in Virginia,
Ellie

 

[mbb308]

Earlier on the news, they asked people's oppion on what should be done with Bin Laden when he is captured: killed immediatly, or brought to the US for a trial.


My answer? I think he should be brought back, killed slowly, and torn into 13 bits. Take the 13 bits, and bury them in 13 different states, and have some ancient incantations to ward against evil done over top of him.


I never said I was normal.

After Joe Hill was cremated, his ashes were divided into 47 lots and sent to every state in the union except Utah, where he was executed. Just a trivial tidbit to go along with your sound idea. I like it.

Perhaps a bit of urine for the burial ceremonies would be in order as well. Or a lot.

 

[sheath]

I like that one.

I always thought he should be made to perform one of the gruntiest labor jobs possible on the construction of the new World Trade Center. And then after the ribbon is cut to open it up, be pushed from the top after being set on fire.

After the trial, of course.

By the by, it would be nice if it were true that he's on the verge of being captured or in custody, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Dixon and Gunner are right. I had the same thought as well.

Vengeful in Virginia,
Ellie

Oh, I like your idea of justice!

I personally have "killing Bin Laden" ideas that involve using EVERY torturous method available, and finally finishing him off with a slow burn...and I would think that it should be public. I also think the torture should last for weeks on end. Make him wish he had never HEARD of the World Trade Center.

S.

 

[Guest]

I'll believe it when I see it

 

[Lost Cause]

The imposter factor.....

I had the scary thought that Sodamn Insane might pop one of his lookalikes, have the military take claim for it, have a hero's funeral complete with cremation, go into hiding, let the allied armed forces move in, wait awhile and conduct insurgency ops to destabilize, and take over after the UN pulls out after getting it's nose bloodied too many times.

*Of course, I just heard that Sodamn has ordered some of his troops to dress in American/British uniforms, and when the war starts, start the slaughter of civilians, like they do in S. America.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Gee

It was green?

I'm starting to hyper ventilate...... stoppit! you guys!

 

[Tungwagger]

Pluck his toenails out one by one....feed them to him.

Pluck his fingernails out one by one....feed them to him.

Force him to sit in a 3 foot by 3 foot cell (with no fingernails or toenails) the cell would have a hole in the ceiling where the families of those lost in the WTC could spit on him.

Pump pig excrement over his head.....

Let him sit there for a day covered in pig shit.

Jimmi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner piped in at 150 decibels.....

When he finally gets hungry enough....Force him to eat bacon and Ham....

Roseanne Barr would then proceed to lecture him about America in her shrill whiney voice.

Then, and only when he's sobbing uncontrollably take him out of the cell, clean him off with a 200psi pressure washer and a wire brush.

Douse him in gasoline, sit him on a chair..and lead in a group of chain smokers who will sit 10 feet from him.....

OOPS....!!! Now that's a FIRE!!!!