Biggest Penis?
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white_mage_goddess
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According to Guiness world records, the longest is a bit over 13 inches. I too have seen videos of 2 ft long penises...they're fake.
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Penis Facts
Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising,
lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains,
wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to
2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say
that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery
or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of
semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND
ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A
PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt
Blue, Honey Brown, etc. ( drinking a Corona with lime is double the
fun). (Hey Guys....two words....CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!!!!! Mmmm yummy!)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice,
chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (Happy Thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower
Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising,
lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains,
wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to
2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say
that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery
or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of
semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND
ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A
PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt
Blue, Honey Brown, etc. ( drinking a Corona with lime is double the
fun). (Hey Guys....two words....CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!!!!! Mmmm yummy!)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice,
chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (Happy Thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower
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Re: Penis Facts
First post ever, be gentle but honest with me..
I wasn't supprised by the first number.. And I'm no penis expert or anything, only had one thus far in life but the second number supprised me a little. I've always thought I was rather "small" but it turns out I'm average? I've measured myself right at 5 erect. But when not erect.. maybe 2? I dunno but it's small..
Few questions for the women.
How much does size matter on a first impression? For instance, when you see a guys penis for the first time what judgements, if any, are you making?
Have you ever been disapointed in the size of your mate?
Be totally candid please! Do not think I am insecure and you have to be overly gentle or anything!
First post ever, be gentle but honest with me..
I wasn't supprised by the first number.. And I'm no penis expert or anything, only had one thus far in life but the second number supprised me a little. I've always thought I was rather "small" but it turns out I'm average? I've measured myself right at 5 erect. But when not erect.. maybe 2? I dunno but it's small..
Few questions for the women.
How much does size matter on a first impression? For instance, when you see a guys penis for the first time what judgements, if any, are you making?
Have you ever been disapointed in the size of your mate?
Be totally candid please! Do not think I am insecure and you have to be overly gentle or anything!
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See https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=4643981#post4643981 for what the condom company measured.
(You many need to go a couple of posts down from where Lit positions in the thread.)
(You many need to go a couple of posts down from where Lit positions in the thread.)
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Go here and you'll see that the 5.75" to 6" area is pretty much the "Norm" and it varies some according to world regions, age, ethnicity, etc.....
Bottom line is this. Blacks, overall really do not have that much of a size advantage over whites, overall Asians are not that smaller than whites. The numbers/pics just don't show that.
And here's one other thing that blows my mind, ALWAYS. Even though they make up less than something like 0.003 percent of the total population, every single time there is a "how big is yer pecker" poll here at Lit, we somehow manage to have oodles and oddles of these dudes with the 8 and 9" monsters.......It's simply incredible!!
Bottom line is this. Blacks, overall really do not have that much of a size advantage over whites, overall Asians are not that smaller than whites. The numbers/pics just don't show that.
And here's one other thing that blows my mind, ALWAYS. Even though they make up less than something like 0.003 percent of the total population, every single time there is a "how big is yer pecker" poll here at Lit, we somehow manage to have oodles and oddles of these dudes with the 8 and 9" monsters.......It's simply incredible!!
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Overated
I saw Johnny "The Wad" Holmes in several movies that claimed he was anywhere from 9" to 14". He was closer to 9".
I saw Ron Jeremy claim in that TV reality show that he was 9 3/4".
I believe it is more like 8 or 8 1/2". He is a funny guy in his movies anyhow.
(For those who already read this, My editing/typing keeps getting messed up writing these posts in Lit! Couldn't finish it last night! Something strange going on. Only happens HERE.)
I saw Johnny "The Wad" Holmes in several movies that claimed he was anywhere from 9" to 14". He was closer to 9".
I saw Ron Jeremy claim in that TV reality show that he was 9 3/4".
I believe it is more like 8 or 8 1/2". He is a funny guy in his movies anyhow.
(For those who already read this, My editing/typing keeps getting messed up writing these posts in Lit! Couldn't finish it last night! Something strange going on. Only happens HERE.)
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Ive never had a really small penis, so Im not that qualified to answer. Ive never encountered what I consider to be a 'monster' either, yet I have friends who recount tales of both such kinds.
One told me that the guy had a penis the length of a girls little finger, and twice the width. She also claimed he was one of the best lovers she had ever had. I think he must've compensated with toys and LOTS of tongue, but I never did ask....
Should've looking back.
And a friend told me that she lost her virginity in a train to a black American basketball player, reckoned it was HUUUUGE. She recounted this tale many MANY years later, after a long and varied career, so I dont think she was exagerating.
One told me that the guy had a penis the length of a girls little finger, and twice the width. She also claimed he was one of the best lovers she had ever had. I think he must've compensated with toys and LOTS of tongue, but I never did ask....
Should've looking back.
And a friend told me that she lost her virginity in a train to a black American basketball player, reckoned it was HUUUUGE. She recounted this tale many MANY years later, after a long and varied career, so I dont think she was exagerating.
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To me, length and girth can matter, but more how to use it. Average size of dick I've seen is around 6 inches, guy I'm currently upto mischief with is 9inches, and that is a monster-dick to me. The girth is huge, like a coke can but he knows he's got a big dick, and to date, his is the biggest I've ever seen. I do have photos, but uh, I'm sure he'd complain if I posted them to lit ;-)
some of those stats got to be off ?!?! I had sex like 600times with my sex we would guess and you only have sex 7200 i am only 19 i think that is off. 11 boners aday i dont get that many random ones why would i ? i think some of the stats are way off!
i have been told by to different girls that i got a monster cock but i have never measure because i think that is weird! if i had to say in am in the 8 inch range no lie. I remeber my girlfriend told all freinds the next they were all asking me about my penis even my guy friends i was so embarrest!!!!
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seen a pic a couple of years back in FHM, a guy had elephantitis which affected his penis and it was rested on the ground when stood up.
even if he was a short guy, its still overly unproportunate (is that a word?) dont kno what u could do with that tho as it was really thick at the head and narrow at base.
makes u think tho, if it works and u can use it to ur satisfaction, be grateful watever size it is.
spiders >( ' . ' )<
even if he was a short guy, its still overly unproportunate (is that a word?) dont kno what u could do with that tho as it was really thick at the head and narrow at base.
makes u think tho, if it works and u can use it to ur satisfaction, be grateful watever size it is.
spiders >( ' . ' )<
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My SO is between 8-1/2 to 9 inches long and about 6 inches around. The length never bothers me, but the girth does, every time. It stings for just a little while everytime he goes in, even with arousal and lots of lube. So its not the length that is so important, at least up to a point, but the girth you have to look out for.
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Omigod, I'm over my limit already!!
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Here's a story about Jonah Falcon, the subject of a Rolling Stone interview.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5938137
After I got through reading the whole story, my impression was that the guy has Asperger's syndrome, and if not for his impressive...attribute, you'd think that someone around him would have steered him towards an eval and diagnosis so that his life would be easier to cope with.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5938137
After I got through reading the whole story, my impression was that the guy has Asperger's syndrome, and if not for his impressive...attribute, you'd think that someone around him would have steered him towards an eval and diagnosis so that his life would be easier to cope with.
