Biggest Missed Signal

[HeyYoureThatGuy]

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[rae121452]

melania t: you are fat usa faggot.

 

[FataMorgana]

So I'm occasionally oblivious, but I thought people might find this funny, and might have their own stories to share.

Setting the scene. College, I'd been friends with the girl for about a year. Can't remember exactly how it happened but we were in our underwear, cuddling in her bed, and she asked me what's it feels like for guys when they have sex.

...

To be fair to myself, we'd been in relationships when we first met and talked about stuff and had said that in all our previous relationships we were the ones who initiated it.

Both of us were waiting for the other to say something.

(Found out there was something there later when I was in another relationship.)

What the fuck are you going on about?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What the fuck are you going on about?

I think dude found out that the gal he's been tossing off to was a cake impersonation all along.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/87b4e2f5a62f0ca40de29dc226b99592/tenor.gif?itemid=15773975

this shit has been trending online for a bit now.

 

[FataMorgana]

I think dude found out that the gal he's been tossing off to was a cake impersonation all along.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/87b4e2f5a62f0ca40de29dc226b99592/tenor.gif?itemid=15773975

this shit has been trending online for a bit now.

Omg I'd love to meet a man that turned out to be cake. I'd eat his head first.

I drive one of these.

https://youtu.be/EIGrM8AwUHc

 

[Conager]

Omg I'd love to meet a man that turned out to be cake. I'd eat his head first.

I drive one of these.

https://youtu.be/EIGrM8AwUHc

Be good and maybe you'll come back as a preying mantis.

 

[Jada59]

I think dude found out that the gal he's been tossing off to was a cake impersonation all along.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/87b4e2f5a62f0ca40de29dc226b99592/tenor.gif?itemid=15773975

this shit has been trending online for a bit now.

That's freaking creepy!