Big Beefy Man

[Ambrosious]

I jsut got the results from my fertility test- - AND I'm double the normal range. A sperm count of 20,000,000 is normal. I'm hitting it at 42,000,000! Somebody give me a high five, I'm feeling macho. Think I'll go build something, be right back.

That was just step one in the whole process. I'll keep you posted.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Congrats Ambro!! *High five*

 

[GuyJD]

That happened to me once. I had 2 doctors claim that I had a low count. I started taking some "special" supplements with my weightlifting workouts and almost instantly, my counts were enormous. So much that I knocked my girlfriend up shortly thereafter in one try when her live-in boyfriend couldn't in 8 years.

 

[Ambrosious]

Yeah, it's a wonder they don't get pregnant just from shaking my hand!

 

[Shylady]

*note to self* no shaking Ambrosious' hand.

Congrats Ambrosious and Fantasy Goddess wishing you the best.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Ambrosious changes name...

To the Sperminator!!! LOL

Way to go!!!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Congrats Ambro

*waving from a safe distance* lol

 

[GuyJD]

I know what you mean, Ambro. I just told her that I was horny and the next thing I knew, she was having morning sickness. I thought to myself, "DAMN, this stuff kicks ass."

 

[Juliangel]

WooHoo!!! Congratulations to all your little swimming guys and you and Fantasy Goddess too!!!

 

[Kasha]

what "special" supplements....

LOL...I need my husband to have super spermies...sooooo if you could let me know what the special supplements are I will slip them in his water...we are trying to get me pregnant....seems like this might be the place to have him hang around....we haven't gotten his sperm count and I know I have some fertility issues...but hey whatever helps....Thanks

 

[Merelan]

I'm afraid to even post on the same thread as you, or even the same board.

 

[Naked Hunny]

all you people with lots of spermies can stay over there! No more babies!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*wraps self firmly in saran wrap, the condom for the body*

Congrats Ambro. Okay you and Guy can hug me only when I'm wearing the Saran Wrap. I am a fertile myrtle over here. Tooo many spermies, I'm not catching triplets from either of you. Oh my, nope nope nope.

 

[Ksss]

Congrats Ambros...now get those spermies swimmin' hon

 

[Ambrosious]

http://www.cs.jmu.edu/common/coursedocs/isat454/Gif_Animations/GJ/SPERM.GIF

They are swimmin'.

 

[FantasyGoddess]

ok, I hope that's not a picture of my insides.