Beware of the blue M&Ms
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I hear Blue M&Ms are all part of the masonic brotherhood.
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Do I...
make you horny baby?
make you horny baby?
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Fight the power Yellow!
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
I dream of anarchy. Death to all Blue M&Ms and they're evil crunchy filled brotherin!
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
I dream of anarchy. Death to all Blue M&Ms and they're evil crunchy filled brotherin!
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CRaZy said:
Forget the fuvking handshake. Come here and let me melt in your mouth.
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Re: Re: Do I...
I come both ways. It's up to the consumer which is chosen
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CRaZy said:
I come both ways. It's up to the consumer which is chosen
;p
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How come nobody ever likes ME?
How can I organise a revolution with Yellow and Green M&Ms vying for my attentions? Ah, it all becomes clear. They are soft-centred, smooth coated distractions sent to seduce me away from my mission. I am a tough, hard-headed BLUE M&M. I will NOT be moved.
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Green, baby, baby, baby..
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
Don't make me choose. I want you whatever way I can get you.
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
Don't make me choose. I want you whatever way I can get you.
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Fuck, the angel is onto us!
Copulate and rule!!!
Oh yes. Indeed. The Blue M&Ms are planning a major population drive in order to have the chocolate power to overthrow the Mythical One Voter and undertake our own dastardly plans. Here is our initial policy.
All readers will be supplied with vials. In order to vote, readers must send physical evidence of excitement generated by a story to Literotica. There will be markings on the vial indicating a 2, 3, 4 or 5 level of excitement depending on how much fluid has been collected.
In order to give a 1 vote, reader must send a videotape of self reading the story indicating that there is no twitching, squirming, rapid eye blinking, scratching of the crotch, change in cheek colour or other physical evidence of any excitement whatsoever.
Alternatively, a 1 voter can attach themselves to a heart monitor and send a printout indicating no change in heart rate whilst reading the story.
If the Blue M&M one voting police at Literotica are not convinced by the video/heart monitor printout evidence, the voter will be required to take a lie detector test in which they say, "I felt no excitement whatsoever when reading this story. I did not cream my jeans, touch my genitals or fantasise. This story made me decide to leave Literotica and do some work."
Only after meeting the above conditions will a one vote be recorded. Eating copious amounts of red, green or yellow M&Ms whilst reading erotic stories negates all of the above. Accurate bodily responses cannot be recorded under the influence of M&Ms.
Stay tuned for more missives.
Angel said:
Oh yes. Indeed. The Blue M&Ms are planning a major population drive in order to have the chocolate power to overthrow the Mythical One Voter and undertake our own dastardly plans. Here is our initial policy.
All readers will be supplied with vials. In order to vote, readers must send physical evidence of excitement generated by a story to Literotica. There will be markings on the vial indicating a 2, 3, 4 or 5 level of excitement depending on how much fluid has been collected.
In order to give a 1 vote, reader must send a videotape of self reading the story indicating that there is no twitching, squirming, rapid eye blinking, scratching of the crotch, change in cheek colour or other physical evidence of any excitement whatsoever.
Alternatively, a 1 voter can attach themselves to a heart monitor and send a printout indicating no change in heart rate whilst reading the story.
If the Blue M&M one voting police at Literotica are not convinced by the video/heart monitor printout evidence, the voter will be required to take a lie detector test in which they say, "I felt no excitement whatsoever when reading this story. I did not cream my jeans, touch my genitals or fantasise. This story made me decide to leave Literotica and do some work."
Only after meeting the above conditions will a one vote be recorded. Eating copious amounts of red, green or yellow M&Ms whilst reading erotic stories negates all of the above. Accurate bodily responses cannot be recorded under the influence of M&Ms.
Stay tuned for more missives.
Naked Hunny
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remember when they had the telephone vote for the new m&m's?
that was kinda different
of course i was 15
that was kinda different
of course i was 15
Earthmuffin
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Aren't m&m mini's
the result of m&m copulation?
And, I'm sorry, but m&m's are sexy. I'd definitely fail the voting. *weg*
the result of m&m copulation?
And, I'm sorry, but m&m's are sexy. I'd definitely fail the voting. *weg*
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