Betticus

[kiten69]

My main problem is that I am in love with someone who is no longer here. She is gone and I haven't really accepted it.

She was my Goddess, my lover, my friend.

Awww that deserves *big hugs and multiple belly rubs*...

 

[kiten69]

I do have a crop circle in my lawn and my tushie kind of hurts. I think that the aliens took advantage of me. Those kinky fuckers.

Either way, you girls are awesome! You manage to bring who I am to the surface so that even I can see me for who I am. I like who I am.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, for Milan, New York and Japan!

Glad they returned Daddy virtually unharmed but don't you live in the desert ? So did they draw it in the sand and rocks?

Really tho i giggled my ass off for quite a while last night after getting that text funny man!!

Too sexy for your shirt huh...so that explains why you're not wearing one...damn sexiness

 

[Betticus]

Glad they returned Daddy virtually unharmed but don't you live in the desert ? So did they draw it in the sand and rocks?

Really tho i giggled my ass off for quite a while last night after getting that text funny man!!

Too sexy for your shirt huh...so that explains why you're not wearing one...damn sexiness

It's been raining here for almost eight weeks. We've had floods and all kinds of wet weather. I had this thirty by forty patch of grass and it turned into a jungle. That's not even the worst of it.

I tried domming those plants but they didn't seem to understand. Hence, the weedwhacker. It's like a power flogger for flora.

 

[kiten69]

I tried domming those plants but they didn't seem to understand. Hence, the weedwhacker. It's like a power flogger for flora.

Have fun flogging your flora...i'll just set back and watch Daddy work with no shirt, getting all sweaty

oh excuse me

umm yeah...if you need a cold glass of lemonade just lemme know

 

[LunarKitten]

I do have a crop circle in my lawn and my tushie kind of hurts. I think that the aliens took advantage of me. Those kinky fuckers.

Either way, you girls are awesome! You manage to bring who I am to the surface so that even I can see me for who I am. I like who I am.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, for Milan, New York and Japan!

Ack!!! Now I have that song stuck in my head!!!!

 

[LunarKitten]

I am just in a place right now that I would seriously hurt someone that I love. I can't be anything to anyone right now. Right now there is only the bad, violent side of me. You guys don't want to see this part of me. Just be friends for now.

*huggles*

 

[LunarKitten]

It's been raining here for almost eight weeks. We've had floods and all kinds of wet weather. I had this thirty by forty patch of grass and it turned into a jungle. That's not even the worst of it.

I tried domming those plants but they didn't seem to understand. Hence, the weedwhacker. It's like a power flogger for flora.

Only it does a little bit more than just leave pretty marks on the grass

 

[kiten69]

Ack!!! Now I have that song stuck in my head!!!!

Well i didn't have that song stuck in my head till i read that...ACK!!!

 

[Betticus]

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

 

[Netzach]

smiles

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Et tu Blackadder?
*sobs*

 

[kiten69]

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Someone spank this man he is WAAAAAAAAAAY out of control

 

[LunarKitten]

Someone spank this man he is WAAAAAAAAAAY out of control

*runs to the toy chest, gets out her least favorite paddle...then has to stop and ask how to use it on someone*

 

[kiten69]

*runs to the toy chest, gets out her least favorite paddle...then has to stop and ask how to use it on someone*

LMAO! ...but i know how ya feel i'd have to stop to ask how to use it too

 

[LunarKitten]

LMAO! ...but i know how ya feel i'd have to stop to ask how to use it too

I'd do a better job at covering him in breast milk...but he might like that too much

 

[kiten69]

I'd do a better job at covering him in breast milk...but he might like that too much

LOL...he may like it or it may trigger him to show you how that paddle is used...