better porn

[Dirk1958]

Do you sometimes think that you could write, direct or act better porn than the bulk of what is available for general consumption?

 

[violetvixen]

yes

I was thinking of starting a thread about how to make a better porn movie.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you sometimes think that you could write, direct or act better porn than the bulk of what is available for general consumption?

Some of the best stuff out there is amateur.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Do you sometimes think that you could write, direct or act better porn than the bulk of what is available for general consumption?

Frequently to constantly.

 

[killallhippies]

the best way to make a better movie would be increase the budgets to allow for better writing, sets, actors et cetera. sadly, doing so would mean you'd lose nearly all of your money because the market is flooded by cheap shit that does the trick for most people. that's not going to happen so just learn to deal with it.

or stop looking for stories. i have. now i look for porn that is well shot, looks good and contains at least reasonably believable sex which the participants seem to be enjoying.

that or good amateur shit.

anyway, story porn sucks because those aren't actors. they're people willing to fuck on camera for a few hundred to a few thousand dollars a pop for a day, maybe a weeks work before it's packaged and put up for sale a few weeks or months later to compete with the ten of thousands of other movies put out each year. it's quantity not quality.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If you are looking for story porn, look for the classics, circa +1970'ish.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

the best way to make a better movie would be increase the budgets to allow for better writing, sets, actors et cetera. sadly, doing so would mean you'd lose nearly all of your money because the market is flooded by cheap shit that does the trick for most people. that's not going to happen so just learn to deal with it.

or stop looking for stories. i have. now i look for porn that is well shot, looks good and contains at least reasonably believable sex which the participants seem to be enjoying.

that or good amateur shit.

anyway, story porn sucks because those aren't actors. they're people willing to fuck on camera for a few hundred to a few thousand dollars a pop for a day, maybe a weeks work before it's packaged and put up for sale a few weeks or months later to compete with the ten of thousands of other movies put out each year. it's quantity not quality.

Not sure I fully agree.

Mainstream film could say the same thing, but every few years someone produces a film on a shoestring budget that rakes in millions.

 

[johnjones1]

amateur porn

Some of the best stuff out there is amateur.

Couldn't agree more. The best porn is not staged, it's spontaneous and amateur, and very erotically hot.

 

[killallhippies]

Not sure I fully agree.

Mainstream film could say the same thing, but every few years someone produces a film on a shoestring budget that rakes in millions.

and those shoestring budgets often dwarf the money they put into making your average porn. only a few porn studios really make a lot of money and they're cookie cutter shitholes like vivid that make lame-ass light comedies filled with formulaic sex scenes you could set your watch to.

and most of the little indie movies don't make shit and even if they do they play in theaters and their DVDs get sold at best buy and walmart now dingy little shitholes in the bad part of town or websites many people wouldn't want to admit they visit.

and, again, it's quantity. how many real movies are made in year? hundreds? how many porno movies come out each year in the us alone? thousands. literally thousands. i don't remember where i found it, but i remember reading something that said the number is close to 30,000 a year in the us, but don't quote me on that because i have no source besides my memory. it is a lot though.

shit, just think of all the websites that are constantly putting out scenes almost daily and then add in all the DVDs that are coming out every week. the two really can not be compared.

 

[blobfish]

and those shoestring budgets often dwarf the money they put into making your average porn. only a few porn studios really make a lot of money and they're cookie cutter shitholes like vivid that make lame-ass light comedies filled with formulaic sex scenes you could set your watch to.

and most of the little indie movies don't make shit and even if they do they play in theaters and their DVDs get sold at best buy and walmart now dingy little shitholes in the bad part of town or websites many people wouldn't want to admit they visit.

and, again, it's quantity. how many real movies are made in year? hundreds? how many porno movies come out each year in the us alone? thousands. literally thousands. i don't remember where i found it, but i remember reading something that said the number is close to 30,000 a year in the us, but don't quote me on that because i have no source besides my memory. it is a lot though.

shit, just think of all the websites that are constantly putting out scenes almost daily and then add in all the DVDs that are coming out every week. the two really can not be compared.

And nobody watches regular movies just to jack off, so they need to have a plot or special effects.

 

[Aquagal]

Do you sometimes think that you could write, direct or act better porn than the bulk of what is available for general consumption?

Yes, for one the woman best cum. And none of that fakey cumming. Get rid of that boring old pulling out and spurting on her back money shot...or the tired facial. I want to see more cumming inside her and then watch it getting squished or oozing out.

And more oral.

 

[blobfish]

I like when the bloke licks it out.

 

[Aquagal]

I like when the bloke licks it out.

Agreed.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

I say we quit our talking and direct our own movie now! I'm the director now tell me yall's parts & how you could do better then the real movie people. *BOOM* GO! >:3

 

[RoryN]

Her, getting him to orgasm > him, having to make himself finish

 

[blobfish]

Agreed.

It's rare in mainstream pornography. I guess it's mildly taboo for some reason, like "snowballing".

 

[Aquagal]

It's rare in mainstream pornography. I guess it's mildly taboo for some reason, like "snowballing".

I've not watched mainstream in quite some time. The Who's Your Daddy/fakey cumming/stupid plot was a definite wet inhibitor.

 

[blobfish]

I've not watched mainstream in quite some time. The Who's Your Daddy/fakey cumming/stupid plot was a definite wet inhibitor.

When I do, I always turn the sound off. I usually prefer weird, obscure porn.

 

[killallhippies]

it's not taboo. it's just a dumb tradition. the purpose of cum shots is to show you it's not fake. like "see? i totally came. isn't that neat?"

or so i've heard. i don't really care. i watch mostly lesbian porn and occasionally gay porn even though it usually disappoints. they're always some damned gentle when they're pounding ass. fucking pussies.

 

[Aquagal]

it's not taboo. it's just a dumb tradition. the purpose of cum shots is to show you it's not fake. like "see? i totally came. isn't that neat?"

or so i've heard. i don't really care. i watch mostly lesbian porn and occasionally gay porn even though it usually disappoints. they're always some damned gentle when they're pounding ass. fucking pussies.

I got tired of watching all those hairy assholes. Damn, you men are hairy!

 

[blobfish]

it's not taboo. it's just a dumb tradition. the purpose of cum shots is to show you it's not fake. like "see? i totally came. isn't that neat?"

or so i've heard. i don't really care. i watch mostly lesbian porn and occasionally gay porn even though it usually disappoints. they're always some damned gentle when they're pounding ass. fucking pussies.

I've heard that too, but it doesn't really make any sense. If you see it happening, how could it not be real? I think the facial cumshot is more of a degradation thing.

 

[Aquagal]

I've heard that too, but it doesn't really make any sense. If you see it happening, how could it not be real? I think the facial cumshot is more of a degradation thing.

It does make sense if he cums and you don't actually see oozing spunk. That's why the drippage down the butt crack is important.

 

[KRCummings]

I've read in a few places where the cumshots are there because men identify with it. Without it they don't have the same reactions to porn. Maybe true, maybe not. A lot of what you read about porn is bullshit.

Gay porn has become a contest to see who can out-gross the last guy. It has become increasingly harder to find plain old gay sex.

Lesbian porn bores the fuck out of me.

And no, I don't think I could make better because billions of dollars (maybe trillions) and decades of work have been put into finding out what people want and giving it to them. Pronographers are scummy but they aren't stupid.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Her, getting him to orgasm > him, having to make himself finish

Every time I see some guy grab his cock out of the girl's hand, it ruins the mood. Damnit, I don't want to watch some guy jerking himself off.

I also hate it when the girl just stares into the camera for the entire scene. It's fucking creepy.

 

[RoryN]

Every time I see some guy grab his cock out of the girl's hand, it ruins the mood.

Agreed. Any implied spontaneity gets thrown out the window.

It also makes the actors look more jaded and bored than usual.