Best / Worst Erotic Massage Experiences

[StoriedPast]

Be it at a massage parlour or at home with a partner; I’m curious to hear stories about the best and/or worst experiences you’ve had getting a massage.

My Best: A gorgeous chubby Thai lady giving me an amazing massage followed by an equally amazing handjob. She let me finger her to orgasm and gave me a free head massage for my efforts.

My Worst: A woman that dug her thumbs under my shoulder blade so hard I thought she would pop it out of place. She spoke very little English and made no effort to ease up when I asked her to. Nice lady; just way too rough for my liking.

 

[Barefree55]

Erotic massage is something I’ve had pencilled in for some time now...

 

[StoriedPast]

I would recommend it. When it’s good it’s really good

 

[TipsyAngelus]

Met someone in my 20s who really enjoyed giving full body massages. He'd spend about an hour massaging every inch of my body except the goodies in my slit. Then he'd spread my legs and slide his cock into me, I'd cum instantly and multiple more times in the next several minutes. It's one of those experiences I wish I could do all over again for the first time so I didn't know what was about to happen. It was my first experience with multiple orgasms.

 

[hulmule]

Lucky to have a couple of lady massages that turned into lovers . Would type more but seems to kick me off line when i go on about things. lol

 

[Rockymtnman]

Best ended up in a 4 year FWB relationship. Used to go to the gym together and hit the gym hard. Then we’d go to her pad and massage each other. Mine weren’t great but she was an ex masseuse so hers were. Then we’d shower, fuck and go about our day. She had a huge clit ( I’d guess she may have done steroids at one point as she was a bodybuilder before we’d met) and if I licked it quickly and fingered her ass she would squirt across the room. The only real downside was the second shower I always had to take.

worst? I dont know how getting jerked off can be bad. Maybe lazy or haphazard but I still shot my load so….

 

[Nylonian]

I've never had an erotic massage before but it'd be nice to be edged by someone other than my partner.

 

[BurtSaxby]

I would instantly become a regular if I could only find somewhere to get an erotic massage - if you are giving them in Jax FL, by all means let me know.

 

[rustyjay]

I've visited esveral AMPs (A.sian M.assage P.arlours) in the last few years. Most bigger cites have multiple. Not all of them are happy ending places. But some are.

BEST: Gorgeous mid 30s Chinese woman who called me "so handsome" and let me finger her gushing wet pussy, while she gave me an amazing slippery lubed up HJ. Then she played with my cum and rubbed it all over her hands. Wild and wierd. Love it!

WORST: Place with a rock hard massage table. I left there wih a headache.

 

[rustyjay]

In the old days when craigslist was the wild west, I used to advertize "free private massage" youd be surprised how many women I hooked up with that way. They all want to me fingered, most want to fuck too.

 

[Bigaug]

When I was very young 18 or 19 friends told me about this massage parlor , go in pay for a massage get naked lay on the table, put a ten down and get a hand job. One night I gave it a shot. Everything went as expected, the woman was probably as old as my mother was at the time, she gave me a handjob that was better then my own masturbation. I came all over, she wiped me up smiled and i left, never actually got a massage

 

[SoCalAshley]

Best: About 4 years ago, my then boyfriend and I had a couple’s massage on a well know cruise line. The couples massage started off like any other one, where we individually got ready in men's and ladies locker rooms. Afterwards we hung around the spa in our bathrobes until it was time for our massage. Much to my surprise my masseuse was a man, which is HIGHLY unusual for cruise ships. I looked at my boyfriend and he didn’t seem to mind, so we went with it.

The two massage tables were set up side-by-side so we could view each other’s massage. The room was dimly lit with soft music playing. I disrobed and got under the sheet, and my boyfriend did the same. My masseuse had an amazing touch. He worked the upper part of my torso and arms, then switching to my feet and working back up to the middle of the torso. Then he worked my upper thighs. As he did this, he was getting way too close to my vagina without quite crossing the line. I think he was waiting for my reaction because he immediately backed away from the area. At first I was shocked but then I relaxed, even spreading my legs a little wider. He took this as a sign to continue and once again he moved up my inner thighs. This went on for several moments, each time he would massage close to my labia, never quite getting there.

Occasionally I would look at my boyfriend to see his reaction, but his eyes were closed and he was unaware of how stimulated and titillated I was becoming. By the time the massage was over, I was completely aroused. My boyfriend and I immediately went back to our cabin and had the best sex of the entire cruise. Afterwards he asked what made me so passionate. I just said “baby, being on this cruise with you is all the reason I need”.

Worst: When the gyms re-opened after COVID, I could not wait to get a massage at my gym. Unfortunately my masseuse was very new and she was very nervous. By the time the session was over, I was more tense than when I came in. I must not have been her only unsatisfied client because she did not last very long.

 

[SoCalAshley]

That is a bit unusual for a cruise ship. Generally they are pretty tame to avoid any issues. Worked out even better for you both after the massage!

To your point, perhaps he got closer to the line in my mind than in reality. None the less the arousal was very real and so was the sex with my boyfriend afterwards.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I only ever got an erotic massage from a stranger one time. Several years ago I went into one of those Asian massage parlors. I pretty much knew what to expect, although having never been in one before I did not know all the protocols. Anyway, I paid at the front desk and was sent to a private room in the back. Much to my surprise a chubby blonde woman about 10 years younger than me entered the room and told me to undress. I tipped her, then undressed, and laid on the table. She spent about 2 minutes massaging my shoulders, then told me to roll over. I rolled over onto my back, and she went to work. She was pretty good. I usually cannot cum when someone else is giving me a handjob, but she got me there in about 10 minutes. I don't usually make a lot of noise when I cum, and I certainly wasn't going to get all loud in a strange setting, so I didn't say anything as my cum rose up my shaft and shot out of my cock. Well, most of my load landed on her arm, and that's where things went off the rails. She freaked out, telling me I should have warned her I was cumming, and started wiping herself off with the wipes she uses to clean the table between customers. She was completely pissed at me, so I quickly dressed and got out of there.

 

[ATLfoto]

Be it at a massage parlour or at home with a partner; I’m curious to hear stories about the best and/or worst experiences you’ve had getting a massage.

My Best: A gorgeous chubby Thai lady giving me an amazing massage followed by an equally amazing handjob. She let me finger her to orgasm and gave me a free head massage for my efforts.

My Worst: A woman that dug her thumbs under my shoulder blade so hard I thought she would pop it out of place. She spoke very little English and made no effort to ease up when I asked her to. Nice lady; just way too rough for my liking.

I have to admit to being a big fan of the happy endings massages. Over the years, I've had so many I can't count. Some were in the Asian Spas, others at the provider's private residences and some in Motels. Most have been great. Some, so-so but I don't think I can remember a bad one. I love the Asian spas where you get a table shower to start with. Something about getting bathed by a woman really turns me on. I had one one time where the chick seemed to be really into assholes. She took special care of washing me there, then later, during the massage and handjob, she tickled me there and as I was about to come, she slipped her finger in me and massaged my prostate which set me off on one of the strongest orgasms of my life. I'd put that massage experience as one of the best. Other great ones are the Nuru massages where she oils you up and gets on top of you and rubs herself all over you, then slides her pussy up and down your cock. Closest thing to fucking without actual penetration...very hot.

 

[eroticspank]

Worst: I was at an Asian massage place and this nice-looking petite girl was giving me a great massage. When I was close to orgasm this very large ugly woman came in and put her butt in my face thinking that would intensify my experience. IT DID NOT.

Best: In Brazil, I went to a massage place where the women were dressed in white lab coats and the place was very clean. I had a prelim consultation and then off to the room. The woman gave me a great massage, I was naked throughout, and at the end, she grabbed my dick like it was no big deal. She talked me through the handjob telling me to relax, breathe, and let go while she brought about a very intense and relaxing orgasm.
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[oneblueye]

I've never had an erotic massage before but it'd be nice to be edged by someone other than my partner.

If you're ever in the Motor City...hit me up.

 

[SluggerOToole]

I've never had an erotic massage before but it'd be nice to be edged by someone other than my partner.

Yep, would totally help you out if you were in the area.

 

[AnnaSokolski]

Be it at a massage parlour or at home with a partner; I’m curious to hear stories about the best and/or worst experiences you’ve had getting a massage.

My Best: A gorgeous chubby Thai lady giving me an amazing massage followed by an equally amazing handjob. She let me finger her to orgasm and gave me a free head massage for my efforts.

My Worst: A woman that dug her thumbs under my shoulder blade so hard I thought she would pop it out of place. She spoke very little English and made no effort to ease up when I asked her to. Nice lady; just way too rough for my liking.

I'll probably start with my worst erotic massage experience. My worst experience was the erotic massage my first partner gave me. It was my request, and he agreed to do something like that. He was not sensual and gentle at times, to be honest, it even hurt me because of some incomprehensible and harsh movements. He couldn't feel my body and didn't know how to behave with it.
All in all, it was frankly awful. I have two examples of better experiences with the sexual massage. The first is with the master who does it on this site, and the second is with my current partner. For example, my current partner has an excellent feel for my body. I am in his hands like a musical instrument. He understands every part of my body and gives me pleasure. Each time, he gets better and better at giving me an erotic massage, and it's just delightful. It's a different story with the master, he's just a professional and does his job, so there's not as much passion and sexual excitement with him as with a partner, although he does everything more skillfully. If there are questions about the first partner, he was just an asshole who took what he wanted without giving anything in return. I told him to fuck off, and we broke up because I was sick of it.

 

[Filipinawife]

We had a couples massage on honeymoon. Very erotic.

 

[StrongMaster7]

I haven't had any 'worst' experiences. It's been years since I went to one of these places.

The baseline experience for me was always at least pleasant. I'd strip and lay face down on the table. A small Asian woman would massage my back with some lotion, work her way down to my ass and skillfully avoid any touching of my genitals, but would touch all around them. Then I would turn over and she would jerk me off. It was pleasant and professional.

The most memorable experience wasn't too different. The woman had me shower and she helped dry me off, touching me all over. She took me to a sauna and sat me down in there for five minutes. She came in to get me and took me to the massage room where she gave me the treatment described above.