Best "wanted" ad ever

farhorizonblue

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WANTED:

A woman who can roll cast in a tight bend on a brook trout stream and can tie a tippet/leader without help

Prefer a dog owner with a good upland pointer or flushing pheasant dog

Owns your own reloading press and fly vice

Comfortable at the corner bar in jeans or mini, t-shirt or tank (sans bra a plus) and heels or boots but also can rock a pencil skirt/stockings and blouse or nice dress

Enjoys a long day in the field or on the river but also good at cutting loose in a high end hotel and leaving the bedding soaked with sweat and "other fluids"

Passionate about giving/rcvg oral, ass play, owns a nice toy and lingerie collection (but is very comfortable shopping as a couple for more) and not opposed to picking up a random stranger or two (more?) of a variety of sexes a time or two a year to go wild

Please also know that tying hackle is for flies...NOT hair accessories!

For screeing send list of favorite dry flies, itemized list of toys and their power requirements, and whether you prefer VS or Secrets in Lace lingerie

Position opens just prior to the hexegenia hatch.
(Am I really that hard to please? Yeah, yeah, I know-keep dreaming)
 
Did you proofread this mess?


Missed the 'n' in screening but apparently the parody of common 'Wanted' flyers on public cork boards at local grocery stores was lost on some. BTW, Hexegenia limbata is commonly known as the giant Michigan mayfly.
 
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