Best Turn Down Response?

[Payne82]

Whats the best line/reason/excuse you have ever received after throwing out your best/worst pick up line?

My personal blunder was at a bar after my brother (and a few drinks) convinced me to approach a lovely older woman sitting at the end of the counter.

Me: "Hey there hot stuff, want to go back to my place and play doctor?" (I know, smooth right?)

Her: "Mmm that sounds hot but I don't think my HMO will cover it."

 

[lovetoread]

Whats the best line/reason/excuse you have ever received after throwing out your best/worst pick up line?

My personal blunder was at a bar after my brother (and a few drinks) convinced me to approach a lovely older woman sitting at the end of the counter.

Me: "Hey there hot stuff, want to go back to my place and play doctor?" (I know, smooth right?)

Her: "Mmm that sounds hot but I don't think my HMO will cover it."

I've not been turned down like that, but then again, I don't approach anyone either.

Though I will admit to liking some of the lame pickup lines.