Best Stripper Names

[johnnieblue44]

I was on a road trip this week to another city, and visited a gentlemen's club. (Out-of-town trips are really the best way to enjoy a good night at a gentlemens' club, but I digress.)

Anyway, I'm always equally amused and fascinated at the names these lovelies give to themselves.

Howza 'bout a list of best stripper names. I'll lead off with my favorite from this week......


Cameo

 

[may_I_please]

Johnnie Blue

 

[JudasIscariot]

Cindi

Candy

Caramel

Chastity

Destiny

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I love the way a lot double up on the last letter

Candii
Cindii
Debbii
Bambii
Chynaa

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I once knew a young man called Shane Blue. I never found out whether that was his real name but I always thought it would be a great name for a male stripper.

 

[may_I_please]

I was always intrigued at the notion of stripping

Something about the seediness and dancing for complete strangers

Ahh well, too late now

 

[johnnieblue44]

I always wanted to try stripping

Something about the seediness and dancing for complete strangers

Ahh well, too late now

Never too late. I have a lap with your name on it. Any name you want, for that matter.

C'mon, let's go into a private room.......

 

[may_I_please]

Never too late. I have a lap with your name on it. Any name you want, for that matter.

C'mon, let's go into a private room.......

Lap dancing and stripping aren't the same thing are they?

But I'd writhe on your knee any time Johnnie

 

[Trimjob69]

common stripper name...

Cinnamon

 

[johnnieblue44]

Lap dancing and stripping aren't the same thing are they?

But I'd writhe on your knee any time Johnnie

Start writhing, MIP...and keep writhing...and by the way, that's not my knee.

Can I make your stripper name, "Bumpers"?

 

[Saudade9]

Jane Jones

 

[johnnieblue44]

Jane Jones

Sunny

 

[OzoneRed]

Fluffer

Fanny

Trouble

 

[johnnieblue44]

Fluffer

Fanny

Trouble

Amber

 

[1sickbastard]

Never seen a stripper with the professional moniker Idaho.
I don't know why seeing as it would be both descriptive and accurate...

 

[johnnieblue44]

On a related note, I saw the most creative cross-marketing plan on a marquee outside a strip club in Myrtle Beach, combining the town's two most popular industries:

"Free sleeve of balls with lap dance"

 

[Lia Monde]

Stellar Slitastic

 

[johnnieblue44]

Jasmine

 

[Lia Monde]

Never seen a stripper with the professional moniker Idaho.
I don't know why seeing as it would be both descriptive and accurate...

That's both funny and clever.

Charlotta Tease

 

[johnnieblue44]

That's both funny and clever.

Charlotta Tease

Bambi

 

[spliffpolitikz]

eazzi

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

L'Quid A'moray

 

[johnnieblue44]

L'Quid A'moray

Moonbeam

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Moonbeam

Trezyr Chest

 

[johnnieblue44]

Bubbles