Best sex

[fiveten4321]

What is the best sex you have ever had and why?

 

[sweepthefloor]

The time I slapped him in the face- and we were both mad.

 

[SkAoUt]

First time I ever came was the best.

I was climbing a tree and all that friction caused some wonderful sensations. Incredible really. Next thing you know I'm gasping for breath on the ground with the wind knocked out of me and my undercrackers were full of some mystery custard.

 

[Wings]

Usually any when I'm not alone. Glad I could help.

 

[blobfish]

It was the summer of the 1940s, and everything was sepia toned. I went to meet my gal by the movies, and I found her standing there being all eyed up by some queer cluck. I says to him "hey, this ain't the Ziegfield Follies, bub, keep on walkin'." "He" turned out to be a young Ayn Rand. We met later and she gave me a blowjob. It was my first time, so I had a lot of juice saved up, and long story short, I inspired the title of "The Fountainhead".

 

[run_silent]

In a parking lot at Jackson Square in New Orleans. I was sixteen. It was with my first true love. Later as we were on Bourbon Street she commented "I feel your cum running down my legs".

Young love is the best.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It was the summer of the 1940s, and everything was sepia toned. I went to meet my gal by the movies, and I found her standing there being all eyed up by some queer cluck. I says to him "hey, this ain't the Ziegfield Follies, bub, keep on walkin'." "He" turned out to be a young Ayn Rand. We met later and she gave me a blowjob. It was my first time, so I had a lot of juice saved up, and long story short, I inspired the title of "The Fountainhead".

I am laughing blobfish, truly laughing. I don't know what Ziegfield Follies are, but I am still giggling.

 

[blobfish]

I am laughing blobfish, truly laughing. I don't know what Ziegfield Follies are, but I am still giggling.

The Ziegfield Follies were an elaborate stage act of the 1920s and '30s. They were a bit like Cirque du Soleil today.

 

[Lancecastor]

What is the best sex you have ever had and why?

"Best" sex ever is a fairly nebuous term.

Nastiest, dirtiest, most emotionally moving, loudest, most taboo, romantic, angry, kinkiest, longest, fastest, hardest, funniest....

It's like the Academy Awards...more than 1 category.

 

[fiveten4321]

Semi public sex?

Anyone have good sex in a semi public place like a dressing room?

 

[RoryN]

Anyone have good sex in a semi public place like a dressing room?

I had sex in a pantry once.

I'm pretty sure there was some Thousand Island in there.

 

[XdOu™]

The time I slapped him in the face- and we were both mad.

hahah

 

[run_silent]

Anyone have good sex in a semi public place like a dressing room?

Does a parking lot count?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Only if you had sex on the car.

 

[run_silent]

Only if you had sex on the car.

Good heavens man! Have you no discrecion. We did it with modesty. Naked inside the car.

 

[Riles]

Can't say, it's constantly changing.

 

[GinaeEvans]

Angry sex is always fun.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nope. Modesty goes against PDA.

 

[Anordinaryjoe]

Does sex with a car count? The burns were worth it.

 

[run_silent]

Nope. Modesty goes against PDA.

OK smarty pants. Where did you have sex in public?

 

[bigbritish]

I don't remember why i just remember we smoked cigs after it was all done with. Neither of us smoked.

We were kinda going through break-up style stuff, she had just gotten off competing. It was the kind of sex where as the guy you know you've got them. You push them over plateau #1 and they think that's it but you're just getting started and go about 2 or 3 plateau's higher. She liked missionary a lot, she had some issues but I think we got there in missionary.

 

[parodyluvr75]

OK smarty pants. Where did you have sex in public?

You'll never guess.

Not in a million years.







On a car hood, for one. The rest of list is confidential and on a need to know basis.

 

[run_silent]

You'll never guess.

Not in a million years.







On a car hood, for one. The rest of list is confidential and on a need to know basis.

Well that is easy. I NEED to know.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well that is easy. I NEED to know.

No, you don't.

I will say the car didn't belong to either of us, I will say that.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

First time I ever came was the best.

I was climbing a tree and all that friction caused some wonderful sensations. Incredible really. Next thing you know I'm gasping for breath on the ground with the wind knocked out of me and my undercrackers were full of some mystery custard.

You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the boy out of the cunt tree.