Best sentence you've ever heard?
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Saxon_Hart
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Delany says in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"..... I like that white boy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tomorrow night for real I'm calling the ASPCA." Quote might not be exact, I'm going off of memory.
trysail
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It's not the absolute best but it's pretty damn good:
One charmed afternoon, as the result of a series of misunderstandings and coincidences, I found myself on a small sailboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, a thousand miles and more from any land...
-Willis Eschenbach
The rest of the story, "Here There Be Dragons": http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/02/04/here-there-be-dragons/
lovecraft68
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" I want you to stand there in your faggy white uniform and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some fucking courtesy!"
Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.
Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
compels me with the color of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing
E.E.CUMMINGS
the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
compels me with the color of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing
E.E.CUMMINGS
MichaelWest
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"Buy the ticket, take the ride." Hunter S Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Bramblethorn
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"After using the silken rope... never again be content with hemp." - Miles Malleson, as the hangman in Kind Hearts and Coronets. The movie's full of quotable lines, but that one sums up the spirit of the whole thing.
"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster." From Chris Kluwe's letter to a Virginia politician. (Much of which is hilarious.)
(http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wo...ho-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it)
(http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wo...ho-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it)
NekoParks
Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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from the poem "If" by Rudyard Kipling
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;"
"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;"
NekoParks
Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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"Before reaching the final line, however, he had already understood that he would never leave that room, for it was foreseen that the city of mirrors (or mirages) would be wiped out by the wind and exiled from the memory of men at the precise moment when Aureliano Babilonia would finish deciphering the parchments, and that everything written on them was unrepeatable since time immemorial and forever more, because races condemned to one hundred years of solitude did not have a second opportunity on earth."
–Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967; trans. Gregory Rabassa)
–Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967; trans. Gregory Rabassa)
desireinyellow
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"If it's love the world will recognize it, all things kneel for love." unknown...
