Best Post Coital Snack

[shereads]

Well dogdamn. I see I leave for 10 hours and the conversation switches all around to dogs and nasty ass from eggs.

That always happens in the AH, TDark. Doesn't matter what the thread topic is, it will eventually end up as a discussion of dogs and eggs.

 

[shereads]

*grin*

I have actually spent part of a sexual encounter in a restaraunt. Ah, the joys of an inventively dirty mind.

Which part? Was it during the salad course?

Dammit, if that was you who crushed my croutons...

 

[The_Darkness]

Shereads, you're the patron saint of porn!?! I should get on my knees, I've been bad.....or has it been.....good???

 

[shereads]

Shereads, you're the patron saint of porn!?! I should get on my knees, I've been bad.....or has it been.....good???

No need to grovel, TDark, but I appreciate the thought. Actually, "patron saint" isn't the official job title but I prefer it to USDA Porn Inspector. That makes me sound like a postal inspector or something and some people find it intimidating.

Honestly, my connection with the Justice Department is a formality and I wish the writers wouldn't worry about it. I have to issue a monthly porn report, but it sounds more important than it is. I fill out a form, submit a list of names, the usual bureaucratic stuff. They assure me it's harmless.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Which part? Was it during the salad course?

Dammit, if that was you who crushed my croutons...

Actually it was the B and D portions of the BDSM scheduled for the evening. It was quite pleasurable. No croutons were crushed in the making of this sexual encounter.

Shanglan

 

[The_Darkness]

Oh they have me on record numerous times already under the title of "Wierd Mother Fucker"

Am I alone in starting a food fight in an "adult" chat room? Has no one else "flung a pie" into the middle of someone's cybersex (no pun intended) and then got about 40 people using the chat room to join in?

Trust me, they have a file on me. Hell, it's even with this handle, it's just that the report is about 7 years old.

 

[shereads]

Am I alone in starting a food fight in an "adult" chat room? Has no one else "flung a pie" into the middle of someone's cybersex (no pun intended) and then got about 40 people using the chat room to join in?

That was you?

Omigod! You're practically a legend over at the Porn Department! We screen your chat room file at birthday parties. Justice isn't that thrilled with you, but nobody over there has had a sense of humor since Reno's last appearance on SNL.

This is an honor. I had no idea you were Wierd Mother Fucker.

 

[The_Darkness]

*Deep Bow*

The one and only.

Good God, I'd almost forgotten about that chatroom until now. That was a pretty tight knit group of people at the core of it all....probably 12 of us all in all. Had the whole "family" thing going....which was wierd considering the amount of cybering going on. Slutty aunts....that's all I'm going to say about that.

Name of the place was "Adult Park" or something like that....the site went all to hell and then turned into a pay site for the cool shit, so I kinda buggered out. We all kept in contact for a while, but sexual food fights through e-mails just doesn't work the same. That and a lot of us moved on....I lost my awesome constant internet access at the second university I went to and, well, the library frowns on "adult" sites. Bastards.

Good ol' Adult Park.

I guess I'll have to add butterscotch pudding to my list of favorite post-coital foods, though it was imaginary....always just sounded really good.

 

[shereads]

Name of the place was "Adult Park" or something like that....the site went all to hell and then turned into a pay site for the cool shit, so I kinda buggered out.

We had nothing to do with that raid, I swear. That was handled by the Parks Department.

 

[The_Darkness]

Too bad you weren't involved....might have enjoyed it.

Eitherway, it geared me up for writing erotic stuff, opened me to new thoughs and ideas, and kept my girlfriend very, very happy with some of the advice I was given....not that she wasn't already.....but every little bit helps.

That turned into the first new mattress I had to buy.

But hey, back to food.....

....what's the favored mid-coitus (food fetish or otherwise) food of the group? I'm still sticking with honey...no pun intended....

 

[impressive]

But hey, back to food.....

....what's the favored mid-coitus (food fetish or otherwise) food of the group?

Peppermint on skin ... tingly, tasty ... leaves a nice "memory tingle" for hours. Constant reminder: Her tongue's been here ... and here ... and here, too.

(logophile's AV is driving me crazy!)

 

[BlackShanglan]

....what's the favored mid-coitus (food fetish or otherwise) food of the group? I'm still sticking with honey...no pun intended....

Ready-made frosting and peanut butter share a useful characteristic: a high friction coeffecient. The sweetness of the former and stickiness of the latter can cloy, however, if used in substantial quantity. I think I'm still a sucker for the old classics - strawberries and cherries.

A friend once told me that when he was a child, they used to go to the home of his friend and dig through the parents' bedroom drawers, which was englightening because they had many sex toys. Favorites came and went, but they noticed that two things were always there in quantity: peanut butter and potato chips. While the peanut butter seemed to have an obvious place in licking rituals, they never could quite figure out the potato chips. Were they part of the main event? A snack afterwards? Refreshment midway? An especially inventive fetishistic element?

The question haunts me to this day.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Ready-made frosting and peanut butter share a useful characteristic: a high friction coeffecient. The sweetness of the former and stickiness of the latter can cloy, however, if used in substantial quantity. I think I'm still a sucker for the old classics - strawberries and cherries.

A friend once told me that when he was a child, they used to go to the home of his friend and dig through the parents' bedroom drawers, which was englightening because they had many sex toys. Favorites came and went, but they noticed that two things were always there in quantity: peanut butter and potato chips. While the peanut butter seemed to have an obvious place in licking rituals, they never could quite figure out the potato chips. Were they part of the main event? A snack afterwards? Refreshment midway? An especially inventive fetishistic element?

The question haunts me to this day.

Shanglan

im thinking the chips, crumbled in the sheets would be one of the worst punishments... if they were into bdsm... it could be...hrm

so glad you didnt say you wanted alalfa sprouts or carrot sticks..

 

[BlackShanglan]

so glad you didnt say you wanted alalfa sprouts or carrot sticks..

*laugh* I fit the traditional horse model in my enjoyment of sweets, but I am too much a carnivore to relish alfalfa sprouts more than occasionally.

Fruit, on the other hand ... who can resist the beautiful symbolic values of it?

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

I am too much a carnivore to relish alfalfa sprouts ..
Shanglan

Alpaca sprouts on the other hand ... ?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Alpaca sprouts on the other hand ... ?

Carry on

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

The best snack, post coital or not, is a sandwich someone else makes for you.

 

[Guest]

The best snack, post coital or not, is a sandwich someone else makes for you.

kudos
i agree most emphatically
even a pb&j has a better taste when made by someone else

 

[logophile]

Peppermint on skin ... tingly, tasty ... leaves a nice "memory tingle" for hours. Constant reminder: Her tongue's been here ... and here ... and here, too.

(logophile's AV is driving me crazy!)

Why, thank you *blushing furiously*. Can you scratch right between my shoulder blades? I just can't seem to reach with these cuffs on...

Remember, it's not very safe to use pure peppermint oil directly on the skin, and especially not on the mucous membranes (eyelids, lips, inside the nose, GENITALS, etc). It can cause some nasty burns depending on the quality of the oil.

I haven't done much food play so I don't I have a favorite, but I have three exquisite memories to share...

1) Altoid play. But it was cinnamon altoids, not peppermint. Fucking amazing. Still get tingly everytime I think about it. Oh, and he went all out, too. Not one altoid in his mouth. Not two... but five all at once. Felt like I was on fire. In a good good way.

2) Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie - Crumbled and smeared onto my nipples and then eaten off. But not just a typical *lick you clean* kinda eaten off of me. A slow and torturous feast with much licking, nibbling, and biting building to a crecendo that took more than my breath away.

3) Heineken kiss. We had been out and about for the evening. I had a bit much to drink (which truthfully is not a very common behavior for me) and we went to sit out on the step of the bar to get some fresh air. My head was still spinning slightly and I was near delirium in my happiness. He tipped his beer bottle up to his lips and as I watched him, I realized that even a drink of Heineken can be erotic as hell. I felt my nipples harden as I grew instantly wet. I thickly said, "Take another drink..." and with the most hypnotic blue eyes he watched me as he raised the bottle to his lips again and took a mouthful. I immediately leaned in for the hot kiss and opened my mouth around his, feeling the cold beer pour over my tonge and down my throat as if our passion and love was contained in the brew that was intoxicating and overwhelming me. I caught my breath and licked the last drop off his lips before he guided me back inside to our waiting friends.

 

[logophile]

The best snack, post coital or not, is a sandwich someone else makes for you.

I think that was one of the best parts about the grilled cheese sandwich my girl and I shared on vacation. These two sweet boys made it for us and we ate it while she sat on my lap in the dark of their kitchen. By the way, every night after that we stumbled back down to the kitchen and they were waiting for us each time, ready and willing to make us another round of grilled cheese.

 

[carsonshepherd]

kudos
i agree most emphatically
even a pb&j has a better taste when made by someone else

That's what I hear, anyway. Nobody ever makes me a sandwich around here.

 

[logophile]

That's what I hear, anyway. Nobody ever makes me a sandwich around here.

If only your pup had thumbs. I bet he'd make you a sandwich or two...

 

[carsonshepherd]

If only your pup had thumbs. I bet he'd make you a sandwich or two...

No, she'd eat them.

 

[logophile]

No, she'd eat them.

True enough.

 

[scheherazade_79]

If it's been a bad experience that you don't want to repeat, Pickled Onion flavour potato chips usually do the trick.