Best Post Coital Snack

[BlackShanglan]

The best snack, post coital or not, is a sandwich someone else makes for you.

Now see, Carson must be in a fit of insanity here. I am truly worried for his health, because I know that he is always right and that only a crisis of epic proportions could result in a statement so misguided from one so perspicacious. Carson, a cushla, PM me soonest and let me know that you are all right.

Sandwiches are an intimately personal dish. Having someone make one's sandwich is like having someone choose one's everyday clothing. It might be done well; it might, indeed, spare one some useful time and effort. But it never quite yields a perfect and personal result. I suppose that, like selecting clothing, making a sandwich could be an interesting statement of dominance; in fact, I've enjoyed using the ordering of food as a subtle arena for sub/dom games. But sandwiches are immensely complex things at heart, and I don't trust them to others lightly. If I turn my back for a second, I may end up with some lunatic putting butter on a meat sandwich, or mayonnaise with cheese, or heavens knows what other offenses before God and man.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now see, Carson must be in a fit of insanity here. I am truly worried for his health, because I know that he is always right and that only a crisis of epic proportions could result in a statement so misguided from one so perspicacious. Carson, a cushla, PM me soonest and let me know that you are all right.

Sandwiches are an intimately personal dish. Having someone make one's sandwich is like having someone choose one's everyday clothing. It might be done well; it might, indeed, spare one some useful time and effort. But it never quite yields a perfect and personal result. I suppose that, like selecting clothing, making a sandwich could be an interesting statement of dominance; in fact, I've enjoyed using the ordering of food as a subtle arena for sub/dom games. But sandwiches are immensely complex things at heart, and I don't trust them to others lightly. If I turn my back for a second, I may end up with some lunatic putting butter on a meat sandwich, or mayonnaise with cheese, or heavens knows what other offenses before God and man.

Shanglan

The person I've just slept with (at least in the last four years) damn well better know how I like my sandwiches.

No mustard without pickles and vice versa. Unless it's ham.

Mayo and mustard are acceptable together sans pickles.

Grilled cheese must be cheddar only. With pickles and mustard, or with ketchup on the side. Not all three.

No butter.

Tuna salad has either or pickles and mustard, or melted cheese.

Now I'm hungry. With these instructions in mind, go make me a sandwich!

 

[BlackShanglan]

The person I've just slept with (at least in the last four years) damn well better know how I like my sandwiches.

...

Now I'm hungry. With these instructions in mind, go make me a sandwich!

Sorry, I seem to be missing a primary qualification. I'll be happy to rectify that

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

You beat me, I was going to add,
Naked!

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

Post coital snacks

Anything that gives me the excuse to get my legs up under me to go get it... by the time I get back to bed, I'm all ready for another round!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You beat me, I was going to add,
Naked!

I beat you, and you were going to add, I beat you naked?

Damn, this day just gets better and better

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Well, it's been a while since I posted on this topic. I just got some great flavor toppings for latter on tonight. I have Hagen-Das vanella ice cream (please excuse the poor spelling) with some butterscotch topping flavor, as well as pour on carmel coating. I have the whipped cream ready and even got some cherries to put on top. It should be one hell of a dessert.

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

One of those tangy/salty all day suckers.

Did I just say that?

Cut me off!

*chanting*

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bad Lucky! Bad!

Just for that you sleep in the basement tonight.

Yes. Yes I am.

It doubles as a dungeon, doesn't it?

Goodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~lucky

 

[The_Darkness]

I sleep in a basement every night....it's rather dungeon-esque. But it smells of butter rum candles.


Mmmmm....Butter rum.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I sleep in a basement every night....it's rather dungeon-esque. But it smells of butter rum candles.


Mmmmm....Butter rum.

Doesn't that rather spoil the whole "dungeon" aesthetic though?