best porn names

[Lust Engine]

What's are the best porn names out there??

I'm not talking about the ones we dream up, but the names that are actually being used by those folks.

I've always laughed at the name Rocki Roads (granted the gals got a helluva body & a wonderful set of fake tits) but why name yourself after an ice cream flavor??

Any others???

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

What's are the best porn names out there??

I'm not talking about the ones we dream up, but the names that are actually being used by those folks.

I've always laughed at the name Rocki Roads (granted the gals got a helluva body & a wonderful set of fake tits) but why name yourself after an ice cream flavor??

Any others???

Tiffany anything. Also the play on word names, like "Stormy Weather" etc.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Kitty Hunter!

That's Me!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I like mine. Based on the whole "childhood pet" & "street you live on" I get to be:


*fanfare*



Brain Dead Seventeenth



Yeah, I know, you just came. You should see my knockers. I got a lovely set at the Home Depot.



I actually have nothing to contribute. The only porn names I know are Savannah cause she died, Ron Jeremy cause he's ugly, and Peter North cause he pissed me the fuck off. None are horribly enticing.

 

[VeryBadGirl]

If we've dreamed it up, it's probably been really used!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you people actually read the name list? LOL, I only watch for the plot and suspense

 

[Guest]

The Emperor ChilledVodka The First

 

[binkley]

I'm not talking about the ones we dream up, but the names that are actually being used by those folks.

binkley

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that.

 

[VeryBadGirl]

Peter North cause he pissed me the fuck off. None are horribly enticing.

What did he do???

 

[KillerMuffin]

That rat bastard wore a petty officer's summer service dress uniform with a t-shirt and a black belt with a gold buckle and no socks!

 

[Lust Engine]

That rat bastard wore a petty officer's summer service dress uniform with a t-shirt and a black belt with a gold buckle and no socks!

When did the human geyser do that???

 

[BigDawg69]

That rat bastard wore a petty officer's summer service dress uniform with a t-shirt and a black belt with a gold buckle and no socks!

So are you mad at him or the stupid costumer? Oh wait what am I saying, it was a porn . . . yeah be mad at him. Stupid Fuck.

 

[Lust Engine]

So are you mad at him or the stupid costumer? Oh wait what am I saying, it was a porn . . . yeah be mad at him. Stupid Fuck.

You mean porn flicks aren't historically accurate??? OMIGOD!!!!

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Re: best porn names

Tiffany anything. Also the play on word names, like "Stormy Weather" etc.

What's up with all the fake big tit chicks having the stupidest names??

Tiffany Towers
Rocki Roads
Wendy Whoppers
Cindy Cantaloupes
Lisa Lipps
Letha Weapons
Candy Samples

 

[bknight2602]

I have not been watching enough porn flicks, to get all these!

 

[Guest]

Shit, I thought this was gonna be a thread where I could become creative and make up good porn names.

Go ahead, spoil my fun.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Best names? Sorry I don't pay attention to that, do you blame me?

 

[Lust Engine]

Shit, I thought this was gonna be a thread where I could become creative and make up good porn names.

Go ahead, spoil my fun.

Okay okay..I'll start up a thread like that JUST for you then! I'm sure we'll get a handful of rip roaring hilarious names.