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dogwatch

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So share with us what you think is the best method of rousing a slumbering woman.
 
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dogwatch said:
So share with us what you think is the best method of rousing a slumbing woman.
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I suppose that all depends on what you expect when she wakes up, doesn't it?
But...
He can wake me up slowly, his hands caressing my skin, the feel of warm wet kisses on my breasts and questing fingers waking my passion as he rouses my sleepy brain. If the first thing I see when I open my eyes is his sweet gaze looking back at me there is not much I can refuse him.
Or...
A dripping ice cube sliding up my thigh. His lips on mine to capture my sudden gasp and the weight of him preventing me from escaping the exquisite torture.
Conversely...
Set the alarm clock and hope I wake up before you do.
That’s an entirely different set of possibilities.
 
Does it have to be a surprise or could you maybe ask what she'd like? Lord knows we aren't one size fits all.
 
wake

Wake her with a nice home made breakfast in bed, her coffee made the way she likes it, a cup of juice, a toasted english muffin with poached eggs. Don't forget the silver ware and napkin.
 
simpletimes said:
Wake her with a nice home made breakfast in bed, her coffee made the way she likes it, a cup of juice, a toasted english muffin with poached eggs. Don't forget the silver ware and napkin.
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I'm soooooooooo happy to see you !!!!!

You can wake me like this anytime ...

:kiss:
 
MsTexas said:
I'm soooooooooo happy to see you !!!!!

You can wake me like this anytime ...

:kiss:
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I have ventured back to the wild. :D

A gentleman should always bring a smile to his ladies face first thing in the morning.
 
this has never failed me..


I get up before them.. brush my teeth and shave my face. Lightly climb into bed.


Very soft kisses on both shoulders, softly slowly from one side to another... occasionally add a soft one from where her neck and shoulder meet and up her neck just a little. Then across to the other side. Slowly go further up her neck then back across her shoulders. THen drag your tongue across her shoulders and up the back of her neck up to her hair, then kiss your way down and around.When you feel her move around and start to wake start lightly nibbling the back of her neck, in particular where the side of her neck and the back, meet. Suck her skin into your mouth softly.. everything is soft, slow and quiet.


Add in some heavier breathing... kiss your way around her neck even more and then lightly nibble and add some soft moans into her ear.. more kissing across both shoulders, let your hands lightly roam her body.. keep going to the back her neck, that is one secret to seducing a woman..thats like a light switch, and you're flicking that fucker ON.

I like to add some soft growls, and I make my way back and forth.. tease her after she's awake. Don't talk.. don't make her talk.

After a good bit... IMO at least 15 minutes...then I start kissing, licking, nibbling and lightly sucking your way up and down her spine just above her ass.. Flatten your tongue and drag it slowly all the way up to her neck, suck it there a bit...then back down.. kiss and lick all over her back. Grind your cock into her leg, let her know how much it turns you on to taste her body..do this for a good bit too..


I finally let myself lick my way between her ass cheeks.. she'll raise that thing up for you.. let your hands roam, squeeze and knead the skin on her back as you tease her ass.. start to add tongue to her inner thighs.. back to her ass.. lick her outer pussy lips. Don't lick her clit till youve teased everthing around her. Lick her inner thighs, the backs of her thighs... lick the back of her knees, and suck there a bit..


long licks up the backs of her legs.. suck her lips.. tongue fuck her...lick up her slit around her ass...bite her ass.. lick her inner lips..



That pussy is yours..own it
 
cowslinger64 said:
this has never failed me..


I get up before them.. brush my teeth and shave my face. Lightly climb into bed.


Very soft kisses on both shoulders, softly slowly from one side to another... occasionally add a soft one from where her neck and shoulder meet and up her neck just a little. Then across to the other side. Slowly go further up her neck then back across her shoulders. THen drag your tongue across her shoulders and up the back of her neck up to her hair, then kiss your way down and around.When you feel her move around and start to wake start lightly nibbling the back of her neck, in particular where the side of her neck and the back, meet. Suck her skin into your mouth softly.. everything is soft, slow and quiet.


Add in some heavier breathing... kiss your way around her neck even more and then lightly nibble and add some soft moans into her ear.. more kissing across both shoulders, let your hands lightly roam her body.. keep going to the back her neck, that is one secret to seducing a woman..thats like a light switch, and you're flicking that fucker ON.

I like to add some soft growls, and I make my way back and forth.. tease her after she's awake. Don't talk.. don't make her talk.

After a good bit... IMO at least 15 minutes...then I start kissing, licking, nibbling and lightly sucking your way up and down her spine just above her ass.. Flatten your tongue and drag it slowly all the way up to her neck, suck it there a bit...then back down.. kiss and lick all over her back. Grind your cock into her leg, let her know how much it turns you on to taste her body..do this for a good bit too..


I finally let myself lick my way between her ass cheeks.. she'll raise that thing up for you.. let your hands roam, squeeze and knead the skin on her back as you tease her ass.. start to add tongue to her inner thighs.. back to her ass.. lick her outer pussy lips. Don't lick her clit till youve teased everthing around her. Lick her inner thighs, the backs of her thighs... lick the back of her knees, and suck there a bit..


long licks up the backs of her legs.. suck her lips.. tongue fuck her...lick up her slit around her ass...bite her ass.. lick her inner lips..



That pussy is yours..own it
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I think it's time you got new material ...

;)
 
cowslinger64 said:
this has never failed me..


I get up before them.. brush my teeth and shave my face. Lightly climb into bed.


Very soft kisses on both shoulders, softly slowly from one side to another... occasionally add a soft one from where her neck and shoulder meet and up her neck just a little. Then across to the other side. Slowly go further up her neck then back across her shoulders. THen drag your tongue across her shoulders and up the back of her neck up to her hair, then kiss your way down and around.When you feel her move around and start to wake start lightly nibbling the back of her neck, in particular where the side of her neck and the back, meet. Suck her skin into your mouth softly.. everything is soft, slow and quiet.


Add in some heavier breathing... kiss your way around her neck even more and then lightly nibble and add some soft moans into her ear.. more kissing across both shoulders, let your hands lightly roam her body.. keep going to the back her neck, that is one secret to seducing a woman..thats like a light switch, and you're flicking that fucker ON.

I like to add some soft growls, and I make my way back and forth.. tease her after she's awake. Don't talk.. don't make her talk.

After a good bit... IMO at least 15 minutes...then I start kissing, licking, nibbling and lightly sucking your way up and down her spine just above her ass.. Flatten your tongue and drag it slowly all the way up to her neck, suck it there a bit...then back down.. kiss and lick all over her back. Grind your cock into her leg, let her know how much it turns you on to taste her body..do this for a good bit too..


I finally let myself lick my way between her ass cheeks.. she'll raise that thing up for you.. let your hands roam, squeeze and knead the skin on her back as you tease her ass.. start to add tongue to her inner thighs.. back to her ass.. lick her outer pussy lips. Don't lick her clit till youve teased everthing around her. Lick her inner thighs, the backs of her thighs... lick the back of her knees, and suck there a bit..


long licks up the backs of her legs.. suck her lips.. tongue fuck her...lick up her slit around her ass...bite her ass.. lick her inner lips..



That pussy is yours..own it
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Well it was new material to me.
I was "gonesky" from shave and brush my teeth! *sighs*
 
cowslinger64 said:
MS T......see???!!! :):devil:







im pretty sure the question was best method to wake a woman... IMO, thats it. why change a working formula just cause it messed up your panties a bit?


:)
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LOL

Try again, it takes more than that to wet my panties ...
 
yep, kiss to the back of the neck will do it everytime...


but it also works usually anytime of day too .. I'm easy that way .. lol
 
Don't wake sleeping women!

but if you must saying their name is the safest way. Chocolate or fresh nectarines are also good.
 
Did you ever think that after a long week of work.. and taking care of the house.. and making dinner that people do nothing but complain about.. and cleaning the cat litter box.. and bring the garbage cans in from the street... and balancing the check book.. and picking up the dry cleaning.. and getting the laundry pile down to "only 2 loads left" before bed..

that maybe we just want to sleep?

brb.. I have to empty the dishwasher.
 
Vacuum. That should wake her. Though, she might feint from the shock of it.

And why do you need to wake her? Let a woman sleep when she can. Just have her favorite breakfast and drink ready when she stirs.
 
luvthedesserts said:
Vacuum. That should wake her. Though, she might feint from the shock of it.

And why do you need to wake her? Let a woman sleep when she can. Just have her favorite breakfast and drink ready when she stirs.
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Sleeping in, breakfast made for me and vacuuming??
I must. on Fantay Island
 
Blonde_Vixen said:
Sleeping in, breakfast made for me and vacuuming??
I must. on Fantay Island
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I'm blue and three apples high, of course it's a fantasy.

I could have gone cheesy with rose pedals and a string quartet playing, but some girls are lactose intolerant.
 
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Alright alright, you guys are all the perfect lovers and partners. Letting her sleep, waking her with gentle kisses, ravishing her silly before making her breakfast in bed..... Now where the heck are you in real life??
 
Deprived_in_AZ said:
Alright alright, you guys are all the perfect lovers and partners. Letting her sleep, waking her with gentle kisses, ravishing her silly before making her breakfast in bed..... Now where the heck are you in real life??
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On a porn site bragging about things we'd never do. I let women sleep. They can't yell at me if they're sleeping. I don't even know what a vacuum is. I had to google it. ;)
 
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