Best line you had during sex

[Jim_Henson]

"God, I think I'm addicted to your lips."

 

[Guest]

 

[Millennia]

"That is a beautiful tattoo, but it was a shame to mar a perfect back."


followed closely by my first time, and the less than eloquent : "That's all that sex is."

 

[Skipi]

"No really...it turns me on when your dentures slide around like that."

 

[HeavyStick]

ooooh after that performance you can have your money back!!!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I dont think I can stand up now.

 

[gottaBme]

thinking hard hmmmm.....

"Oh, my God, I think I could die happy now..." and "God, how do you get your ankles behind your head like that?" LOL

 

[peachykeen]

"I love being married to you...you're such a slut, honey."

 

[Spinaroonie]

What's the deal with the rubber band on the back on halloween masks? What marketing wizard thought of this one? You get the mask for the kids and it has the weakest grayest material you cn kind keeping it on. The first house "Trick or Treat! SNAP!". Then everybody knows you aren't Superman.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not saying, but I wasn't even there at the time.