Best Line of Dialogue in an otherwise terrible Movie

[Wifetheif]

Even terrible films may have a single brilliant moment. A single good joke, a sigle brilliantly shot scene or a line of dialogue far better than the movie deserves. I'm sure we've all encountered these while viewing films. It can apply to books as well, but people rarely read through truly terrible books to find a single redeeming paragraph. In any case, I'll start. The AWFUL movie "Mars Needs Women" Staring Yvonne Craig and Tommy Kirk may have the single most brilliant line of dialogue in any Hollywood movie ever. -- "The exotic dancer has been secured."

 

[SimonDoom]

"You're too stupid to have a good time."

Road House (one of the most quotable completely cheesy movies ever)

 

[Kelliezgirl]

My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind. - Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

 

[YmaOHyd]

HONEY DON'T isn't a terrible movie, it's just vastly inferior to DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS. But it has two great lines:

I'll stick with my dildo. It opens me up and doesn't have a creep attached.

Honey: Sorry. I think I left some lipstick down there.
MG: That's okay. Only place I ever wear it.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Everybody raves about Happy Gilmore. Co-workers, friends, the server at the bar. And every time that someone raves about it, they always - and I mean ALWAYS - recite the line "the price is wrong, bitch!" but they can never say anything else about this movie. Not being an Adam Sandler fan at all, I was the very last person on Earth to see Happy Gilmore. God, did it suck! It did not even come close to my lowest expectations. People are so fucking stupid. Never ever has a movie coasted more on one cheesy line of dialogue more than this one has.

However, it did have two lines of dialogue better than the Bob Barker joke.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

 

[SimonDoom]

"You should not drink and bake."

Raw Deal (Arnold Schwarzenegger movie)

 

[SimonDoom]

"My pussy still hurts when I think of you."

Emilia Perez (the worst movie I have seen in a long time, and probably the worst movie, IMO, ever nominated for multiple Academy Awards. But it's a good line).

 

[pink_silk_glove]

"Oh Herbert, last night I masturbated fourteen times for you and still my dreams were not completely dry."

Desperate Living (very very old John Waters train wreck of a movie).

 

[TheRedChamber]

- Why [make advances at] me? You could have any Tom, Dick or Harry?
- But I don't want Tom or Harry. I want you!

(Carry On Emmanuelle)