Best Come-Ons

[Stella_Omega]

Okay, this may not t be popular with the ladies here, but in the vein of Slyc and John I swear this worked 75% of the time back in the day. Basically, not so much a come-on but rather a closer, after a bit of chatting I'd simply ask if she'd like to go home with me.

Yes, of course! By chatting with her, you have given her time to make up hewr mind about you..

That is a very good "line" IMO.

I've never used a line in my life, but this might be close. As a musician for most of my life I have an edge in getting women. Especially the ones who don't realize that 99% of musicians are total fuck-ups. My best "line" was usually tapping our security guys on the shoulder and saying, "Go get me that one and that one. Oh, and that one, too!" LOL.

You musicians may or may not realise that all that practising yuo do, all those years spent mastering your instrument, all those nights spent honing stagecraft-- are solely and only for the benefit of the women who come to watch you demonstrate your;
A) Attention to detail and expertise as demonstrated by your handling of your guitar,
B) Stamina, as evinced by the sweat plastering your hair to your head,
C) Sensitivity as shown in the way you respond to your audience (who are merely stand-ins for each woman watching you)
D) Place on the social-desirability scale, judged via the audience's reaction to you--

A whole host of things. Your entire show, my dear musician, is one big come-on line. Don't try to tell me you didn't know that!

 

[john-the-author]

A whole host of things. Your entire show, my dear musician, is one big come-on line. Don't try to tell me you didn't know that!

Oh, hell, yeah! It's why I became a musician decades ago, myself. I was able to pick up women muuuuuuuuuuch easier. It's hard to find a better reason to become a really good musician. (Well, there is the music, of course, but, I mean, c'MON, if it helps one get laid, then....)

John

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, hell, yeah! It's why I became a musician decades ago, myself. I was able to pick up women muuuuuuuuuuch easier. It's hard to find a better reason to become a really good musician. (Well, there is the music, of course, but, I mean, c'MON, if it helps one get laid, then....)

John

"It's the singer not the song
Makes the music move along
Won't you join together with the band..."


Or;
"What's you name,
Who's your daddy
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken
Any time
To show you what you need to live..."

Or;

WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL..."

 

[Guest]

"It's the singer not the song
Makes the music move along
Won't you join together with the band..."


Or;
"What's you name,
Who's your daddy
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken
Any time
To show you what you need to live..."

Or;

WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL..."

I like musicians. A lot.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Kevin (Bloody) Wilson got it right when he sang...

Do you fuck in first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I see your tits?
Or will you show them too me?

Do you sleep in the knick?
Do you give head very often.
If we can decide, your place or mine,
We can fuck often.

 

[lisa123414]

Ok, Flavortang is right when he said it’s harder for a guy to pick up a girl. However, sometimes the guy needs a little help. In college my girlfriends and I discovered an interesting phenomenon, fellas are way more likely to approach a lone woman than one in a group. If three or four of us went out together, then one of us was left alone at a table, while the rest were dancing or visiting the ladies room, whatever, the one alone would invariably be approached by a guy. Being the calculating, horny bitches that we were, we made sure that one by one, each was left alone at the table. - well, it works on 20-year-olds when one is 20!

 

[Boota]

Yes, of course! By chatting with her, you have given her time to make up hewr mind about you..

That is a very good "line" IMO.

You musicians may or may not realise that all that practising yuo do, all those years spent mastering your instrument, all those nights spent honing stagecraft-- are solely and only for the benefit of the women who come to watch you demonstrate your;
A) Attention to detail and expertise as demonstrated by your handling of your guitar,
B) Stamina, as evinced by the sweat plastering your hair to your head,
C) Sensitivity as shown in the way you respond to your audience (who are merely stand-ins for each woman watching you)
D) Place on the social-desirability scale, judged via the audience's reaction to you--

A whole host of things. Your entire show, my dear musician, is one big come-on line. Don't try to tell me you didn't know that!

Oh, I knew it. We named the band Fetish for a reason.

We have a song, To Become, that everyone takes as a hugely sexual song. The rhythm just makes it come across that way. Women are always telling us to hurry up and get it recorded. They want to fuck to it. The thing is, the lyrical content of the song is far from sexual. It's about the physical changes in the characters of Stephen King's The Tommyknockers, compared and layered with the physical changes my singer observed in seeing his first wife dying of cancer. More proof that it is the singer and not the song. However we managed to sexualize that subject matter I can't phantom.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, I knew it. We named the band Fetish for a reason.

We have a song, To Become, that everyone takes as a hugely sexual song. The rhythm just makes it come across that way. Women are always telling us to hurry up and get it recorded. They want to fuck to it. The thing is, the lyrical content of the song is far from sexual. It's about the physical changes in the characters of Stephen King's The Tommyknockers, compared and layered with the physical changes my singer observed in seeing his first wife dying of cancer. More proof that it is the singer and not the song. However we managed to sexualize that subject matter I can't phantom.

I used to get laid a lot to the rhythm of "Kashmir" which doesn't have much sex in it either.

 

[Boota]

So Mike Damone was right. Kashmir does work! I knew it.

 

[rgraham666]

I find licking my eyebrows has a high rate of success.

 

[NoJo]

I find licking my eyebrows has a high rate of success.

That would scare the crap out of me to see. But I'd probably ask you to do it again

 

[Stella_Omega]

So Mike Damone was right. Kashmir does work! I knew it.

I never found a man who could last all the way through it, though.

 

[NoJo]

Personally I don't like music during sex. I end up listening to it. I don't like backround music in general. But incense works.

 

[rgraham666]

I never found a man who could last all the way through it, though.

Next time warn me so I can spend a couple of weeks training for it.

 

[flavortang]

Ok, Flavortang is right when he said it’s harder for a guy to pick up a girl. However, sometimes the guy needs a little help. In college my girlfriends and I discovered an interesting phenomenon, fellas are way more likely to approach a lone woman than one in a group. If three or four of us went out together, then one of us was left alone at a table, while the rest were dancing or visiting the ladies room, whatever, the one alone would invariably be approached by a guy. Being the calculating, horny bitches that we were, we made sure that one by one, each was left alone at the table. - well, it works on 20-year-olds when one is 20!

Yeah, tis true. Men are hunters and who wants to go after a pack of wolves when you can pick them off one at a time? Wait, now I sound like a serial killer.

I have found that this is an interesting pick-up line: "Hey there. How'd you like to get a child support check every month? I can make that happen."

Those come-ons get very expensive...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Next time warn me so I can spend a couple of weeks training for it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Personally I don't like music during sex. I end up listening to it. I don't like backround music in general. But incense works.

*nods* I'm with you on that. I find both music and sex very attention-intensive things. They only really work together for me if the music isn't intended to be background, but a more integral part of the action. That can be delightful, but it takes the right kind of partner and mood.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*nods* I'm with you on that. I find both music and sex very attention-intensive things. They only really work together for me if the music isn't intended to be background, but a more integral part of the action. That can be delightful, but it takes the right kind of partner and mood.

How about "The William Tell Overture"?

Sorry, couldn't stop myself!

 

[rgraham666]

How about "The William Tell Overture"?

Sorry, couldn't stop myself!

I suddenly flash back to the masturbation scene in Oh! Calcutta!.