Best business names

[DesEsseintes]

I thought Abrakebabra was the best name I had ever heard.

Then my sister told me about U Rang A Tan, the mobile tanning service.

What are the best business names you know - genuine businesses only?

 

[Tryharder62]

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[DesEsseintes]

http://www.biznamewiz.com/blog-images/names-nipples.jpeg

A little forward, perhaps (boom boom!) but a great first effort, madam. Thank you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Beaver Liquors

 

[warrior queen]

Name and slogan....for a local pool cleaning service...
Waterworks - WE SUCK AT OUR JOB.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Gold and gold again, gentleman and lady!

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.cficare.net/

 

[DesEsseintes]

http://www.cficare.net/

I am grinning like a maniac now - thank you, sir.

Sometimes it's the littlest things...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I always enjoyed dining at a Chinese restaurant named Sum Yung Dong.

 

[MaryanneB]

There was a "party store" in Michigan near Pontiac called Pharty Arty's Party Store.

 

[Aquagal]

Tan Your Hide tanning salons

Edit: thinking back I remember the one I saw had the neon lights burnt out from UR in YOUR, so it read Tan Yo Hide.

 

[Emerson40]

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Home of the Minnow Shot, Big Dick's Halfway Inn is just Northeast of Climax Springs, in the Ozarks.


With ATM, for those inclined...

 

[CyranoJ]

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[Conager]

"Postal Guns"

It was actually two separate businesses. One had postal in the title and the other was an adjacent gunshop. City regs based on frontage meant a very small sign and they each wanted their product featured.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Kum Hor Chinese restaurant.

 

[lovecraft68]

A a nail/hair salon in Johnston RI called "Get Nailed hair"

 

[Killswitch]

Place in Detroit back in the day was called Kirks Jeans and Boat Propeller Service.

Marquee always said Jeans: $10

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dick & Judy's. Soul food restaurant.

A "Judy" is slang similar to jump off, which means a whore.

So it's like saying dicks & hoes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

There is a daycare here called Hands On Children Learning Center That's what the sign says. In my mind, it should at least say children's.