Best abusive feedback

[jamesinspain]

Today I posted my first submission in the Loving Wives category. It is a cuckolding story and predictably I got a torrent of abuse amongst the complementary and constructively critical comments.

I thought it would be fun to paste your favourite abusive feedback. No names mentioned, which is not usually a problem considering most are anonymously posted:

This is my favourite so far:

"Typical Britsh cuck - no wonder we had to save your asses in WWII"

I am not British, not that it matters.

Show us your best/worst.

Jamesinspain

 

[Liar]

Hah, that was a good one.


I think my best is:

"I wnat to TiVO your stories, so I can skip past the inane dribblings and go right to the part where they fuck. Not that that's any good either, but at least they fuck."

and...

"Why don't you answer my emails?!" - Anomymous

 

[jamesinspain]

Hahaha. That is a classic. The guy is obviously a literary genius.

 

[MzDeviancy]

"....Not that that's any good either, but at least they fuck."

LOL Nice of him to clarify eh

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I got one today from the Great God Aton. Whadda maroon!

 

[Lisa Summers]

Okay, I FINALLY got one, but it took writing a series in which THE VERY EXISTENCE OF ALL MEN IS THREATENED by a lesbian cabal, and posting the story amongst the Incestophiles.

Actually, I kinda like the concept (no offense intended, male authors )

If you're interested, it's "Daughters - Rebecca" in the Incest section. Anyway, anonymous critique follows:

First Thing
03/17/10 By: Anonymous
Its not most guys fantasy to watch lesban sex, espically if they are around gay women. Then they understand how much they dislike men, Your not bi, your gay, you don't like men, you story is about turning all the women in the world against men, a war you called it. President Rosie O'Donald and the butches against all men, boy, that sure sounds sexy. Any man who likes this is gay himself or a fucking idiot. Yuck.

I admit, I'm not much interested in "lesban" sex either.

 

[sr71plt]

Okay, I FINALLY got one, but it took writing a series in which THE VERY EXISTENCE OF ALL MEN IS THREATENED by a lesbian cabal, and posting the story amongst the Incestophiles.

Actually, I kinda like the concept (no offense intended, male authors )

If you're interested, it's "Daughters - Rebecca" in the Incest section. Anyway, anonymous critique follows:

First Thing
03/17/10 By: Anonymous
Its not most guys fantasy to watch lesban sex, espically if they are around gay women. Then they understand how much they dislike men, Your not bi, your gay, you don't like men, you story is about turning all the women in the world against men, a war you called it. President Rosie O'Donald and the butches against all men, boy, that sure sounds sexy. Any man who likes this is gay himself or a fucking idiot. Yuck.

I admit, I'm not much interested in "lesban" sex either.

I can hear Rosie O'Donnell hissing a correction of her name in the background.

 

[Darkniciad]

I can hear Rosie O'Donnell hissing a correction of her name in the background.

No joke! She and "the Donald" don't play nicely together.

 

[jamesinspain]

New fav:

"I'd kill the whore and the wimp husband both with a speargun bolt and feed their filthy bodies to the fishes."

 

[FreshlyDirty]

Negative Comment

Nothing like a baseless accusation to make your day:


"It sounds like the writer of this story wrote all of the comments as well...
For me it was about 4 pages to long."


So because you don't like it, that means all the other people raving about how good it is have to be fake comments from the author? I suspect I will have some new favorites after the slut wife story I submitted today is posted to the site.

 

[damonX]

This is a great topic. Here's my most recent one.

the gay( yes i wrote gay) happens to like humiliation and can only get it up watching another man fucking a woman. again another closeted guy hiding behind a woman because he is too wimpy to ask to be fucked in the ass. probably cant cum w/o a huge dildo up his ass.

It didn't even fit with the story that it was posted under. I actually have more fun responding to these people that writing the actual story.

 

[damonX]

Here's another gem.

This is unbelivably bad. No one would put up with that from any girlfriend. He should have flogged her ass raw, stuck a stick of dynamite up there and lit it. If you are going to write something make it at least semi believeable.

 

[sr71plt]

Here's another gem.

What? You don't find the dynamite up the raw ass semibelievable?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Here's my favorite...Loving Wives category, needless to say:

what utter gibberish nonsense.
why don't you actually try writing a story with real character, as opposed to this utter nonsense? it's not the sex or the degradation. if in your mind that makes it good story telling, so be it.... but why don't you come up with believable characters?

the total gibberish nonsense you churned out here, it's worse than shit... at least shit smells and we know it's shit; but this is utter bullshit of gibberish nonsense. it's a waste of the reader's time; a waste of your time, and a waste of Lit space...

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I think many of these come from the same source

I got this one recently:

"What happened, did someone shit in your bowl of wheaties? "

 

[Lisa Summers]

Here's someone not clear on the concept of "fiction":

Absolutely stupid story that is full of misinformation and lies.
03/24/10 By: Anonymous
if a War as you call it ever really did happen, keep in mind that women are the fairer sex, they would not win a war against men. Men would turn women into slaves and then work toward undoing the brainwashing that turned them against men in the first place. The story has no basis in fact. Everything I read was so blatantly wrong it's not even funny. My wife and daughter fight but it is me, the calm one, the voice of reason who can calm these two emotional creatures and help them sort out the problem which often turns out to be very trivial and not worth the uproar that it had started. My wife's friends aren't much help either because they simply choose sides and the emotions only inflame higher when one of them is sided against. Psychologists have also proven that adolescent and teen girls are happier and more mentally healthy when they feel approved of by their father...and this effect is far stronger than the approval or lack of approval of their mothers. Then there was the BS about men not caring about their families. BS..BS..and BS...Men care about their families just as much as women do. This whole thing is nothing more than brainwashing BS. It is meant to affect the minds of young women who read it. If anything, junk like this does more harm because it helps add fuel to the natural fire between men and women. Yes we are different. Equal but different. We were never meant to line up like two hands together in prayer, We were meant to line up with those two hands slightly shifted so where one hand's fingers are, the other hand's finger are not, so that if the two people choose to do so, they can lock together in a bond as tight as two hands clasped with fingers intertwined. We were meant to compliment each other. Where one has a strength, the other has a weakness. Where one has a weakness, the other has a strength. Together they equal more then the sum of the two individuals.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Here's someone not clear on the concept of "fiction":

That's for sure! I've gotten a few like that. Somehow the concept gets lost on them.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Retire thread

Here's someone not clear on the concept of "fiction":

looks like we have a winner

 

[damonX]

I had some real winners sent to my email. I wish I had saved them so could post them. Most have come from readers who claim to hate cheating wives but yet contantly read stories about them.

I had one guy write me an email that was literally about three pages long. He claimed that it was a "true" story about how he found out his wife had been cheating on him and how he made her pay. He went on to describe every single cliche that the "revenge freaks" love, including forcing her to have sex with a dog and forcing her to live on the street as a prostitute. He then described how he enacted regenge on the men that had been seeing his wife (who just happened to be black). If that wasn't enough, he topped it all off by claiming (of course) to be an ex-Marine. What is it with these guys and their fetish for the military?

 

[damonX]

Here's another.

Hay Dipshit, this is going to come as a shock to your little ass but wives and husbands talk, share fantasys and take care of them and don't need other people to help them out.No, I don't think much of your stories,quit reading them and just sending you this to let you know not everybody gives a shit about you, your ego, your little fetishs,your love life or lack of one or anything else. Cool?"

 

[Lisa Summers]

Here's another.

It's SO considerate when a reader lets you know they've stopped reading your stories - so you can keep your records accurate and up to date, I guess.

 

[jamesinspain]

Here's another.

What is a 'hay dipshit' anyway? Is it like the oil dipstick on your car but for cows or horses?

 

[Lady_Fiona]

What is a 'hay dipshit' anyway? Is it like the oil dipstick on your car but for cows or horses?

That just made me LOL

 

[FreshlyDirty]

Not About The Story

Bring it on FAG
Come on out of your closet and get your ass kicked by real men.

Has a lot to do with the story, right? The story wasn't even that good. He had plenty of areas to rip the story apart, but he'd rather rip me apart, literally.

I voted 1 on this story as well if there was a -1 rating I would have done so. and no I didn't read either story I couldn't tell you who you wrote about or what they did or why they did how they did it, and I don't care. For those that don't want to read the story and just want to vote 1 star here is the writers rant

This guy admitted he didn't even read the story. He's mad about a rant I posted in another story so now he's going to show up on every story I ever write, post a hate comment and vote 1 without even reading the story. I could give a fuck about the votes. Makes me want to write more slut wife stories just to piss them off. He showed up on an incest story I posted back in 2006, not even about a cheating wife, and posted the same "I didn't read this story at all, but still voted 1" comment.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=469862

 

[damonX]

Has a lot to do with the story, right? The story wasn't even that good. He had plenty of areas to rip the story apart, but he'd rather rip me apart, literally.



This guy admitted he didn't even read the story. He's mad about a rant I posted in another story so now he's going to show up on every story I ever write, post a hate comment and vote 1 without even reading the story. I could give a fuck about the votes. Makes me want to write more slut wife stories just to piss them off. He showed up on an incest story I posted back in 2006, not even about a cheating wife, and posted the same "I didn't read this story at all, but still voted 1" comment.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=469862

Hey! You've got yourself an anti-fan club. I've got one of those too. Everytime I post a new story, they go on and vote it 1. Some people get enjoyment out of reading stories and some people get pleasure out of acting like assholes. At least the stories are providing pleasure for everyone!