Bernice is lame; I hate her a lot.

alexandraaah

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Okay, let's try this again. Here's how I think it may stay tame this time:

I'll post the first attribute and ask for a second one. Whomever posts the second one will ask for the third...and so on.


Her name is Sylvia. How old is Sylvia?
 
Actually I thought Bernice was great - can I write her into my novel?
 
Sylvia is 25 and she's always wanted to be a dentist.

For now, she's editing porn.

Where does she live?
 
Does this mean Bernice is dead?

She is a cocktail waitress.

What color eyes does she have?
 
She has dual colored eyes one green and one blue.

How many kids does she have?
 
I liked Bernice too. I wanted to see what happened with the ice cream truck & bread truck drove by simultaneously.
 
Dillinger said:
Actually I thought Bernice was great - can I write her into my novel?

Sure....and Bernice can still be alive; maybe she'll be a friend of Sylvia's or her bicurious fascination.

Let's just work on Sylvia and let Bernice breathe.
 
Tyrael said:
She has dual coloered eyes one green and one blue.

How many kids does she have?

No kids.

What's her favorite pair of shoes?
 
Fair enough - but I'm going to come back tonight to that ice cream truck/bread truck scenario...
 
alexandraaah said:


Sure....and Bernice can still be alive; maybe she'll be a friend of Sylvia's or her bicurious fascination.

Let's just work on Sylvia and let Bernice breathe.

She's a crack-head, leave her for too long and she'll get her other leg whopped off by a train.
 
TN_Vixen said:


She's a crack-head, leave her for too long and she'll get her other leg whopped off by a train.

I'm not at all opposed to this storyline, Vixen.

masochist
 
Marxist said:


No kids.

What's her favorite pair of shoes?

Those red 'fuck-me' pumps, of course. The one's she got at Frederick's when she was dating Bernice's Korean boyfriend.

And how big are her ta-ta's?
 
Hamletmaschine said:


Those red 'fuck-me' pumps, of course. The one's she got at Frederick's when she was dating Bernice's Korean boyfriend.

And how big are her ta-ta's?

38 C's

What does she drive?
 
Where she lives will determine what she drives. If she's in NYC she takes public transportation. If she's in Texas she drives a pick up. If she is in Cali then she drives one of those new electric cars.
 
She fucks a few different guys with no serious involvement.

Where does she live?
 
lilminx said:
She fucks a few different guys with no serious involvement.

Where does she live?

She lives in Michigan. Nice and non descript.

Tell me about the guys, minx.
 
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