Ben Stein's Last Column....

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For many years Ben Stein has written a biweekly column called "Monday Night
At Morton's." (Morton's is a famous chain of Steakhouses known to be
frequented by movie stars and famous people from around the globe.) Now, Ben
is terminating the column to move on to other things in his life. Reading
his final column is worth a few minutes of your time.

Ben Stein's Last Column..
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How Can Someone Who Lives in Insane Luxury Be a Star in Today's World?

As I begin to write this, I "slug" it, as we writers say, which means I put
a heading on top of the document to identify it. This heading is
"eonlineFINAL," and it gives me a shiver to write it. I have been doing this
column for so long that I cannot even recall when I started. I loved writing
this column so much for so long I came to believe it would never end.

It worked well for a long time, but gradually, my changing as a person and
the world's change have overtaken it. On a small scale, Morton's, while
better than ever, no longer attracts as many stars as it used to. It still
brings in the rich people in droves and definitely some stars. I saw Samuel
L. Jackson there a few days ago, and we had a nice visit, and right before
that, I saw and had a splendid talk with Warren Beatty in an elevator, in
which we agreed that Splendor in the Grass was a super movie. But Morton's
is not the star galaxy it once was, though it probably will be again.

Beyond that, a bigger change has happened. I no longer think Hollywood stars
are terribly important. They are uniformly pleasant, friendly people, and
they treat me better than I deserve to be treated. But a man or woman who
makes a huge wage for memorizing lines and reciting them in front of a
camera is no longer my idea of a shining star we should all look up to.

How can a man or woman who makes an eight-figure wage and lives in insane
luxury really be a star in today's world, if by a "star" we mean someone
bright and powerful and attractive as a role model? Real stars are not
riding around in the backs of limousines or in Porsches or getting trained
in yoga or Pilates and eating only raw fruit while they have Vietnamese
girls do their nails.

They can be interesting, nice people, but they are not heroes to me any
longer. A real star is the soldier of the 4th Infantry Division who poked
his head into a hole on a farm near Tikrit, Iraq. He could have been met by
a bomb or a hail of AK-47 bullets. Instead, he faced an abject Saddam
Hussein and the gratitude of all of the decent people of the world.

A real star is the U.S. soldier who was sent to disarm a bomb next to a road
north of Baghdad. He approached it, and the bomb went off and killed him.

A real star, the kind who haunts my memory night and day, is the U.S.
soldier in Baghdad who saw a little girl playing with a piece of unexploded
ordnance on a street near where he was guarding a station. He pushed her
aside and threw himself on it just as it exploded. He left a family desolate
in California and a little girl alive in Baghdad.

The stars who deserve media attention are not the ones who have lavish
weddings on TV but the ones who patrol the streets of Mosul even after two
of their buddies were murdered and their bodies battered and stripped for
the sin of trying to protect Iraqis from terrorists.

We put couples with incomes of $100 million a year on the covers of our
magazines. The noncoms and officers who barely scrape by on military pay but
stand on guard in Afghanistan and Iraq and on ships and in submarines and
near the Arctic Circle are anonymous as they live and die.

I am no longer comfortable being a part of the system that has such poor
values, and I do not want to perpetuate those values by pretending that who
is eating at Morton's is a big subject.

There are plenty of other stars in the American firmament...the policemen
and women who go off on patrol in South Central and have no idea if they
will return alive; the orderlies and paramedics who bring in people who have
been in terrible accidents and prepare them for surgery; the teachers and
nurses who throw their whole spirits into caring for autistic children; the
kind men and women who work in hospices and in cancer wards.

Think of each and every fireman who was running up the stairs at the World
Trade Center as the towers began to collapse. Now you have my idea of a real
hero.

I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that
matters. This is my highest and best use as a human. I can put it another
way. Years ago, I realized I could never be as great an actor as Olivier or
as good a comic as Steve Martin...or Martin Mull or Fred Willard--or as good
an economist as Samuelson or Friedman or as good a writer as Fitzgerald. Or
even remotely close to any of them.

But I could be a devoted father to my son, husband to my wife and, above
all, a good son to the parents who had done so much for me. This came to be
my main task in life. I did it moderately well with my son, pretty well with
my wife and well indeed with my parents (with my sister's help). I cared for
and paid attention to them in their declining years. I stayed with my father
as he got sick, went into extremis and then into a coma and then entered
immortality with my sister and me reading him the Psalms.

This was the only point at which my life touched the lives of the soldiers
in Iraq or the firefighters in New York. I came to realize that life lived
to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty, in
return for the lavish life God has devolved upon me, to help others He has
placed in my path. This is my highest and best use as a human.

Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.
By Ben Stein
 
Definitely some good thoughts in there. Thanks for sharing Dran.

*bump*
 
If he was so nice, then why didn't he let anyone win Ben Stein's money?

Greedy bastard :cool:
 
Couture said:
If he was so nice, then why didn't he let anyone win Ben Stein's money?

Greedy bastard :cool:
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oh god, the classics!
 
If nothing else, one has to admire someone who can combine interests in acting, comedy and game-show hosting with serious career in economics. I like his multifaceted career.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
If nothing else, one has to admire someone who can combine interests in acting, comedy and game-show hosting with serious career in economics. I like his multifaceted career.

Shanglan
very well put. his dead pan goes along way in the comedic world. i lurve him.

with or without the visine
 
We love him as well.

His talents are wide, his intelligence great and his sense of humor dry, dry, dry.

Unafraid to poke fun at himself and others, you cannot help but be impressed with his skills, including (and not limited to) economist, lawyer, Nixon's former speechwriter, newspaper columnist, gameshow host, character actor as the typical monotone teacher, acting in Visine commercials and even doing cartoon voices on one of my children's favorite shows, The Fairly Oddparents.

Brilliant man.
 
I've adored him since he first started appearing here and there. He and Jimmy Kimmel played off each other wonderfully, and as long as they worked together, I would make time to watch the show.

Frighteningly intelligent man, and it seems, one with his heart and his values in the right place.
 
He sounds like good people. I just got sick and tired of seeing him on Comedy Central, after a while.
 
cloudy said:
Frighteningly intelligent man, and it seems, one with his heart and his values in the right place.

Did he write Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech? Or maybe Nixon's, "We have to stay the course in Vietnam" speech?

However, my favorite Ben Stein, sometimes known as BS, speech is the "Being in Iraq is good" and "Everyone who was against this war is bad" speech. Yes, that has to be my fave of all time. 1700 Americans dead. 15000 wounded. Over 100,000 Iraqi dead. No WMD's. No links to Al Quada. Downing Street memo confirms it was all a pack of lies.

Meanwhile, Ben Stein sits on his short fat ass, and writes speeches saying he wants to help his fellow man, yet makes a living writing speeches to get that same fellow killed.

I think he's a crooked little warmonger, but that's just me
 
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I read it a couple days ago and really enjoyed it. By far the best one he's ever wrote so I hope he's proud of himself.
 
Couture said:
Did he write Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech? Or maybe Nixon's, "We have to stay the course in Vietnam" speech?

However, my favorite Ben Stein, sometimes known as BS, speech is the "Being in Iraq is good" and "Everyone who was against this war is bad" speech. Yes, that has to be my fave of all time. 1700 Americans dead. 15000 wounded. Over 100,000 Iraqi dead. No WMD's. No links to Al Quada. Downing Street memo confirms it was all a pack of lies.

Meanwhile, Ben Stein sits on his short fat ass, and writes speeches saying he wants to help his fellow man, yet makes a living writing speeches to get that same fellow killed.

I think he's a crooked little warmonger, but that's just me

Oh, yay. Let's turn another thread into a political rant. :rolleyes:
 
I agree that the evidence of WMD's appears to have been "spun" and that the war in Iraq has been very ugly - ugly enough to make one think it was the wrong choice. However, without the benefit of knowing the future, I do believe that good people could have made the decision to go to war in good faith. Being incorrect is not the same as being an evil facist warmonger. I think it unfair to assume that Bush et al are demonic baby-eaters intent on the destruction of the universe when bad intelligence, bad assumptions, and bad planning are pretty much enough to cover it. I'm more disturbed about the situation in Gitmo, which has a more calculated look to it. I think that the problems in Iraq, while severe, need not be the result of deliberate malevolence.

Shanglan
 
Ben has clearly matured spiritually. Service is a high calling.
 
Couture said:
Sorry. But this was a political column by Ben Stein.

Not even close. This was a column of realization.

Many of us long ago realized that the showbiz idiots who make tons of money, and feel the need to preach to rest of us how we should think, needed to be off our list of "admired" people.

Service to others is the only way, starting with ones own family.

This column is right on, and not political at all.

But, perhaps you are one of those people who think everything is political.
 
Warmslide said:
Not even close. This was a column of realization.

Many of us long ago realized that the showbiz idiots who make tons of money, and feel the need to preach to rest of us how we should think, needed to be off our list of "admired" people.

Service to others is the only way, starting with ones own family.

This column is right on, and not political at all.

But, perhaps you are one of those people who think everything is political.

You pegged it.
 
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