Believe it or not.......

[Guest]

I just found out that May is masturbation month! Which led me to an idea. (Laurel?)

On those month's when there isn't a holiday contest...maybe there should be a "theme" contest instead. Laurel could pick one of the categories as that month's theme.

(Anyone see where this is heading?)

Now.....not everyone here writes in every category. Some writers tend to specialize and stick with the old stand bys. But....if there was a "themed" contest, not only would it open it up to a few writers who normally don't enter the holiday contests, but it also might prompt a few other writers to try their hand in areas they normally don't write about.

Might be interesting.

And though "masturbation" month is almost over.......(and for those of you who haven't been honoring this, then times a waisting!) I was thinking perhaps a "spring" theme...perhaps "first loves, first experience" as a possibility.

Anyone else like this idea? Or am I going blind?

I remain,

 

[MathGirl]

Masturbation month

In honor of Masturbation Month, the DurtGurl Group has already posted "The Batchelor's Hand" which deals with that very subject in flowing verse.
It's at:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/m....php?uid=209212


"The Batchelor's Hand Revisited" is a sequel in preparation. Anyone who wishes to contribute a few verses should send them to MathGirl183@yahoo.com.

Why not ..... toss off a few verses, send them in, join the DurtGurl Group, and participate in Masturbation Month? It's the patriotic thing to do.
MG

 

[Guest]

I just found out that May is masturbation month! . . . And though "masturbation" month is almost over.......(and for those of you who haven't been honoring this, then times a waisting!) I was thinking perhaps a "spring" theme...perhaps "first loves, first experience" as a possibility.
Anyone else like this idea? Or am I going blind?
I remain,

No, not blind, baby. Just growing lots of hair on your palms!!




(does that make it harder to write?)

 

[Guest]

LMAO..........

Matter of fact it does........my palms keep sticking to the keyboard for some reason too!



I remain,

Thesandman


http://wilbur.wellesley.edu/~anais/may03/fiction/guestwriter.html

 

[Pookie]

I just found out that May is masturbation month! Which led me to an idea. (Laurel?)

I'm glad I started celebrating early then. These many months of practice were worth the effort I see.

Pookie

 

[Chicklet]

well I think I'm going to go celebrate

 

[Guest]

Interesting.........

And wonderfully unexpected. I'd have thought that the "majority" who might have expressed interest in participating....celebrating May as "Masturbation Month" would have been men.

But from this "short" sampling.....it appears the women here are the majority!

<grins>

What a lovely thought though.........

I remain,

 

[TheEarl]

I'll be happy to officiate, you know, watch over all of the proceedings .

The Earl

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Someone told me it was Maturbation Year this year. Now I'm wondering if that person was just pulling my leg. It's only May but I'm already exhausted.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I celebrate Masturbation Month a couple of times every year...

 

[pop_54]

Ha

Haven't had a tug in ages, I will now I know it's officially approved. Hmm interesting that so many girls have to resort to self abuse as well as we pervy guys, says a lot for the capacity of we males to satisfy the ladies fully, funny I thought a good hard shagging for 25 seconds was plenty for them.

pops.............

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Ha

Haven't had a tug in ages, I will now I know it's officially approved. Hmm interesting that so many girls have to resort to self abuse as well as we pervy guys, says a lot for the capacity of we males to satisfy the ladies fully, funny I thought a good hard shagging for 25 seconds was plenty for them.

pops.............

The weirdest thing happened to me the other night. At a little past midnight, someone rang at the door, and when I opened (only half-dressed), there was a really cute guy who claimed to have seen me in town, and "felt that there was something special between us", and asked if he could come in and talk to me...

OK, so I'm a naïve, innocent little girl, but not even I am stupid enough not to understand what a guy wants when he shows up at your door at 12.30 in the night!

Now, for the WEIRD part - I, who haven't seen my Hubby for two months, threw the guy out and closed the door, and spend the rest of the night alone with Mr Electric Bunny.

Faithfulness.

Who would have guessed?

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Ha

The weirdest thing happened to me the other night. At a little past midnight, someone rang at the door, and when I opened (only half-dressed), there was a really cute guy who claimed to have seen me in town, and "felt that there was something special between us", and asked if he could come in and talk to me...

OK, so I'm a naïve, innocent little girl, but not even I am stupid enough not to understand what a guy wants when he shows up at your door at 12.30 in the night!

Now, for the WEIRD part - I, who haven't seen my Hubby for two months, threw the guy out and closed the door, and spend the rest of the night alone with Mr Electric Bunny.

Faithfulness.

Who would have guessed?

Nothing weird about that love, I admire you for your faithfulness, but oh to be an electric bunny for an hour or so, hehe!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My Hubby is soooooooo paying for my faithfulness every time I see him..!

The first time he came over to see me, we decided to go sight-seeing, and visit the look-out spot up on the mountain near m town. Right after one more schnoggle.

It was two years ago, and we haven't been there yet...

 

[gauchecritic]

Someone told me it was Maturbation Year this year. Now I'm wondering if that person was just pulling my leg.

I don't think your informant has quite the right idea about masturbation, it's not the legs that are pulled...

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't think your informant has quite the right idea about masturbation, it's not the legs that are pulled...

Gauche

Haven't you ever heard of "the third leg"?

 

[pop_54]

Wow

My Hubby is soooooooo paying for my faithfulness every time I see him..!

The first time he came over to see me, we decided to go sight-seeing, and visit the look-out spot up on the mountain near m town. Right after one more schnoggle.

It was two years ago, and we haven't been there yet...

Wow two years, jeez I could never go that long, I was joking about the 25 seconds. but two years, wow.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That didn't come out right, did it?

 

[MathGirl]

the look-out spot up on the mountain near m town. Right after one more schnoggle.

Dear Svenska,
Isn't a "schnoggle" some sort of Swedish salad?
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, MG. Like so much else of my vocabulary, it's a HP-term. I borrowed it from Fiction Alley. It means to lie down and cuddle and kiss and rub your nose against the other one's neck and mess up his/her hair and...

 

[Pure]

Hey that's what I've heard too... just go to Svenska's door and say you're the Electric Bunny and you're in like Flynn.


//Now, for the WEIRD part - I, who haven't seen my Hubby for two months, threw the guy out and closed the door, and spend the rest of the night alone with Mr Electric Bunny.

Faithfulness. //

I trust you sent him back to the neighboring apt before your hubby returned.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hey that's what I've heard too... just go to Svenska's door and say you're the Electric Bunny and you're in like Flynn.


//Now, for the WEIRD part - I, who haven't seen my Hubby for two months, threw the guy out and closed the door, and spend the rest of the night alone with Mr Electric Bunny.

Faithfulness. //

I already have one electric bunny, I don't need another one! No point knocking, then. Not that the idea of a threesome doesn't seem exciting, but a threesome with two electric bunny-shaped vibrators..? Even I draw the line there!!!

I trust you sent him back to the neighboring apt before your hubby returned.

I have no idea what you mean..?

 

[Pure]

The fellow that had earlier come to your door saying "I'm the Electric Bunny."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I suppose you were making a joke, but I'm afraid you've lost me completely.

The guy who came to my apartment wasn't the Electric Bunny. Electric Bunny is the vibrator I keep in a drawer in my bathroom.

 

[Pure]

//The guy who came to my apartment wasn't the Electric Bunny. //

I'm glad you eventually figured this out.