Believable Lies

[Dillinger]

Ones you can tell, won't do any real harm, and which you might actually get people to believe. Or even if not, they're funny!

For example:

Believable Lie:

"I was spotting Joey Fatone at the gym the other day, and he farted on his last rep."

Or

Double take, I don't believe you kind of lie but 'what the fuck'? You know?

"I'm the reason you can't smoke at gas stations."

or how about

"My great grandfather wrote the 5th telegram ever sent."

 

[Ambrosious]

I saw Tanya Tucker do a strip tease in a bar on Printer's Alley once. Nashville then made it illegal for people to drink where strippers congregate.

 

[Dillinger]

(Hey Ambro... long time!)

My parents participated in that famous Masters and Johnson sex survey. Dad still won't talk about it.

 

[Ambrosious]

My brother was part of the failed Iran Hostage rescue attempt ordered by Carter. He still wakes up screaming.

 

[glamorilla]

I once saw Sharon Stones pussy up close and personal and it wasn't a dream.

 

[Dillinger]

(Nightmare, Glam? *grin*)
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I'm in a crowd scene in My Best Friend's Wedding. If you look closely, you can see me in the background giving the devil sign.

 

[glamorilla]

(lol!)

Next time on sex lives of the rich and famous.

 

[sunstruck]

I've been on Cops. Twice.

 

[sexy-girl]

my breasts have been on tv 3 times

 

[glamorilla]

My feet are in a porno!

 

[seXieleXie]

My feet are in a porno!

is the bottom in your av trying to make himself throw up or something?

 

[glamorilla]

You know I never really focused on that part of the picture before.

 

[glamorilla]

I once saw Gaultier go down in the mensroom stall at "Sugarbabies"

 

[DopeyAngel]

God you're right seXie....what is that he's trying to regurgitate?

 

[glamorilla]

I once saw the lead singer from "They Might be Giants" get bitch slapped by a heroin addict.

 

[seXieleXie]

i had sex with Todd.

 

[glamorilla]

I once asked Clavin klein if he'd undo the button of his pants.

 

[glamorilla]

I've also picked up Rupert Everett AND John Bartlett in a leather bar.

 

[glamorilla]

I have a girlfriend who fucked Matt Dillion too.

 

[Spinaroonie]

One time I went to the store to buy condoms to have SeX0r with a sexxy lady. But the clerk stole her away. He hit me in the face with a gun.

 

[lavender]

 

[glamorilla]

*Damn*

 

[sexy-girl]

I fucked a baseball team once.

which one ?


i knew one of the spice girls and made out with her (before she was famous)

 

[Laurel]

Max Hardcore once tried to pick me up at a porn movie premiere.

(sadly, that one's true.)

 

[Marxist]

I fucked a baseball team once.

But the Georgia Bulldogs twice? Something ain't meshing here...