Excuse me, I am the manager of these here woods, and this here is a disgrace. You can't do that there like animals in MY woods, I'll have you know. But at at least get on with it, fuck the very shit out of her this minute and be done with it, and then begone. People shagging on the forest floor, I don't know. Repulsive, vile, and disgusting, I call it. Not to mention obscene.
Oh, all right then, I'll just have to stand here and watch, but that probably spurs you both on, being watched as you rut like wild beasts. Filthy, I call it.