being a nurse.this one *cracks* me up

strawberryfields4ever

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Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the
trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating
a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn
to look at her"Kin ya swaller? asks one of the cowboys.
No, the woman shakes her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No
again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her
skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue
from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This
shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies
out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of
his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver, but, I never seen anybody do it
 
Ahhhh yes... I remember this one ;)

So Straberry are you haveing a hard time breathing?? :D

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ok so im new to the internet world and havent seen all the old jokes..lol..and yes .. as a matter of fact I am feeling a little short of breath.. and only 88 more post to go.. youre almost there...
 
mmmmm Just as I thought

I told you husband that if your were going to flirt...I was going to put a lease on you can you say ~woof~



Strawberry he loves to help women in genral if he gets to helpfull just knock him in the head


~grin~


THE WIFE
 
lol... shouldnt all men be kept on short leashes?(ooo gonna get in trouble for that one).. hes been very nice welcoming me into the community..so no head knocking needed yet..nice to meet you nobody special's wife...* smile*
 
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