Behold the Machine!

[DirkPitt06]

Well, one tiny cog in it. Props if you get the Vernian Process reference.

Life has taken an interesting turn lately. The girl I thought I was going to marry broke up with me some weeks ago. I'm feeling better, but I haven't been laid or had a satisfactory orgasm in months, due to stress on both parts before the relationship ended.

Hence this thread.

I am a 25 year old male from the central I-35 area of Texas (Austin to San Antonio, to specify in yet still very broad strokes). Six foot four inches, or close enough by a few tenths, brown hair and eyes that trend between brown, green, blue, and grey. I may look a little scruffy but don't worry, the beard will be grown in before you know it.

I'm looking for someone to talk to, to chat with, to get to know and if we connect, maybe go further with. I have zero game so I thought Lit might be a good starting point.

And now we play the waiting game. If only I weren't so impatient.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Impatience!

41 views already, not bad for a no namer here on the boards. Let's see if we can't bump awareness to the 75+ range by this time tomorrow.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Think we're gonna hit the mark!

Also, I just received either the best introductory PM or the best piece of satire I've ever read, and I'm talking like impressed me on the scale of "A Modest Proposal".

Still looking though.

 

[DirkPitt06]

More simply this time: bump.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Holy shit, 130 views. Please, continue stroking my virtual exhibitionist-ok-I-guess-not-really ego.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Still looking for, well, anything, as long as you're a woman sound desperate? Yeah, alright, maybe a little.

 

[DirkPitt06]

So I've been talking to a few people, and they were very polite and kind about letting me down softly. Gotta say, even if you're not interested or our desires don't line up, I really appreciate the courtesy of a PM or something back saying as much. Same thing as with job hunting, wish they'd at least give me a courtesy 'fuck off', ya know?

 

[jmarx20102012]

Machine? I thought this was a reference to that Nicholas Cage movie 8mm.

 

[xxkimberlyv]

So he is looking for a bit of extra fun...has posted some pics with the obligatory covered hard cock shot....hmmmm interesting

 

[DirkPitt06]

The question now becomes how interesting? I'd rate myself at like a 6 on the ten point scale. But then again, I'm intimate with my flaws.

And its not just a little extra fun, its ANY FUN AT ALL. I wasn't joking when I said the length of time since last bout of coupling.

Also, replies! Woo!

An if anyone would rather see a few more pics and a single fairly uninspired video, here's a link.

https://fetlife.com/users/2041356

 

[hotlittlejennie]

I personally would give you more credit!

 

[DirkPitt06]

Well thank you darlin'

 

[hotlittlejennie]

your most welcome

 

[DirkPitt06]

Can we get to 350+ today...hmm...

 

[DirkPitt06]

So ladies, how are you? Need a back rub? Foot rub? Something else rubbed, kneaded, massaged, dare I even mention groped?

 

[DirkPitt06]

No such luck so far, though there was a small bit of smooching at a party the other evening and some excellent cuddling last night. So ladies - how are you?

 

[DirkPitt06]

Things finally came to a head last night. We're no longer together, so now this joins the ranks of all the other threads.

Bump.

 

[DirkPitt06]

Doing better these days. Well, sort of. Getting better I suppose. Couple of lovely ladies here on Lit have been kind enough to give me an ear and shoulder.

So now a bump for the more carnal

 

[DirkPitt06]

No carnal, either cyber or IRL, yet. Anyone like the idea of changing that?