Begging Svenska

[rgraham666]

The night between Saturday and Sunday, two drunk teenage boys saw the poster I had put up and decided to have a little fun. They both sent me one text message each, one saying

and the second


Where to start describing how stupid that was... I'm a journalist, for crying out loud. I'm TRAINED for snooping out names, addresses, phone numbers and other facts. Plus, I'm one angry cat-loving woman. I'm ME - you know me! ABS' Swedish pitbull!
It took me 10 minutes to get hold of their names, addresses, and phone numbers. I called their parents.

One of the numbers led to a young man who claimed to have been home asleep on Saturday night, a story which his mother confirmed. I asked him how come his number had been used to send me that message, and he said that he had lend out his phone to a guy he didn't really knew, he only knew his first name, that was all... Yeah, right! 'Cause we ALL lend out expensive phones to people we don't know to use when they go out drinking, while we stay home sleeping..!
However, since I couldn't proof that he was lying, I simply adviced him to inform this person-whom-he-did-not-know that it was NOT a very funny joke.
The guy sounded scared enough, so I hung up and phoned the mother of the second one. She was outraged to hear what her son had done, especially since they had cats of their own, and she could relate to the feeling of having one missing for 2 weeks. I could tell from her voice that this boy was going to get a serious talking-to as soon as she got home, and probably she would even contact the mother of this boy who had borrowed the first one's phone, in case he does exist, I'm still having my doubts aboput it, but hey, the mother would probably get to the bottom of that little lie.

I left it that and decided not to call the police and report them for phone harassment - unless they're stupid enought o try that shit on me again.

I like it when you fuck me, but DON'T TRY TO FUCK WITH ME!

Nicely done, Svenska. *HUGS*

I am hoping it turns out well.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

One of the boys called me two minutes ago and apologized for what he had done. He also wished me good luck in finding my cat.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not one call yesterday.

Oooh, all the ideas that's been going through my head for how to find and catch Mia... from walking through the neighbourhood pulling a raw fish on a string behind me to throwing a net over the poor kitty.

Does anyone know where I might find a tranquilizer gun, like they have in the movies when they're trying to catch a wild animal? eBay..?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

They both sent me one text message each, one saying ...

People can be such idiots

Come back to us, Mia

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

& Good luck. . .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*sigh* I wish I could ask my neighbours with the grey-striped cat with a leopard-print necklace to please keep their darned cat inside until Mia's been caught! I don't know how many times I've received tips on her whereabouts, only to end up with that cat. Not that he isn't a very nice and snuggly kitty, but I wan't MIA and no-one else!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just talked to a woman who had seen a cat matching Mia's looks - and what's more, her manners! - yesterday. The cat had tried to walk in through the front door of the building where the woman lied, but since the woman had her dog with her, the cat ran out again.

This building is only 100 meters away from ours! Mia's getting closer to home! And what's more, she wants to go inside a house, which means that she wants to come home!

Ooooh, hope, thou art a cruel mistress, but I hang on to thee for me dear life!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just talked to a woman who had seen a cat matching Mia's looks - and what's more, her manners! - yesterday. The cat had tried to walk in through the front door of the building where the woman lied, but since the woman had her dog with her, the cat ran out again.

This building is only 100 meters away from ours! Mia's getting closer to home! And what's more, she wants to go inside a house, which means that she wants to come home!

Ooooh, hope, thou art a cruel mistress, but I hang on to thee for me dear life!

Hugs Svenska I hope she is waiting on your doorstep soon.

 

[Guest]

Hugs Svenska I hope she is waiting on your doorstep soon.

Of course, when she does, she'll be totally pissed off at you for not being where she expected to find you (which was wherever she was).

You better have food ready.

And plans to stay in and snuggle with her!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Of course, when she does, she'll be totally pissed off at you for not being where she expected to find you (which was wherever she was).

You better have food ready.

And plans to stay in and snuggle with her!

I'll snuggle her blue!!!

I've taken a short walk around the neighbourhood now that it's dark and almost quiet outside. I walked barefoot, so Mia will be able to follow my scent to our doorstep.

 

[Guest]

I walked barefoot, so Mia will be able to follow my scent to our doorstep.

Three guys with foot fetishes are already out front.

 

[SeaCat]

Any word?

I'm hoping she comes home soon.

Cat

 

[TheEarl]

Wishing you luck.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A woman called today to tell me that she had found a dead cat by the road. She ofered to meet me and show me where to find it. I walked over there praying to all religions in the world that it wouldn't be Mia.
It wasn't. It was a much younger cat, all black, with the fluffy fur of a cat who's no more than 1 year old.
I was so relieved when I walked away that I felt like just collapsing in the grass and cry. There is still hope.

And no I have to figure out which deity I have to thank. Bast, perhaps?

 

[Liar]

And no I have to figure out which deity I have to thank. Bast, perhaps?

Why, Limecat, of couse.


Still holding a thumb for your .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why, Limecat, of couse.


Still holding a thumb for your .

And what should I sacrifice to Limecat to persuade him-it-Limecat- to make Mia find the right way home?
Shall I leave catfood in a bowl by the door?
But I'm afraid that will make other cats eat it and believe that ANYTHING strangers give them is edible and that could risk their lives..?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*getting out the ouijaboard*

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* Svenska.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*HUGS* Svenska.

Thank you, rg.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Out of posters to put up... out of ink for the printer, too... *off to visit InkClub*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I left a plate with cat food outside our building. I hope she'll find it so she'll get a little food in her. She must be so hungry, poor baby.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I woke up staring at a cat inside my cupboard. One of the drawers has been removed, and this cat was examining the inside of this curious new furniture. Alas, it wasn't Mia, it was one of the neighbour's two cats. I had left the balcony window open again. I got up and caught the smallest one climbing through the jungle that is my textile flower collection out on the balcony - was I glad he hadn't tried climbing the tiny bamboo plants! - and placed him on the balcony railing, shooing him in the right direction, telling him to go home.

I turn around and go back inside to catch the second cat, and behind me I hear the following sounds:

"Scratch, screeeeech."
"Badump!"
"Meeeeow..!"

I rush back and lean over the railing. The kitten has fallen down from the balcony and is sitting on the grass behind the hedge, looking confused, but then starts munching on the green grass happily. The kitten has slid off the railing and not ben able to hang on with its tiny claws. Luckily, we live on the first floor, so it's not hurt by the 2½ meter drop. (8 or 9 feet? Something like that?)
I put on my pants and run outside, before the little bugger can run away. I press myself behind the hedge and bend down to catch the cat - it runs through the hedge and out on the other side. I go around the hedge, and the kitten is about to make a wild dash over the grass when I manage to place a hand on it and hold it down. Phew!

I carry the cat home to its owners, they thank me and mutter "damned cat!" and I tell them that I'm going home to find the second one.

I chase the second cat out from under the sofa, into the kitchen, I close the kitchen door to stop it from running out into the apartment again, and we begin the funny game of "you go left, I go right; you go right, I go left" around the kitchen table. Finally the cat flees out onto the balcony, where I catch it and place it on the railing, telling it NOT to fall down like its buddy did. The cat wanders off, but can't seem to understand that it can jump in through the open window back to its own balcony. I reach out and open another one of the neighbour's windows from outside (they're the kind you just slide open), and I go back inside, so the cat will dare to approach the window without fearing that the human will catch it.

Considering that my cat is gone; there has never been so many cats inside this apartment as it is these days.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I left some catfood outside on a plate, just in case Mia would fidn it before the rest of the cats in the neighborhood. This monring, the plate was empty, but I was in a rush at the moment and didn't pick up the plate.

A few hours later, the plate was gone.

Someone stole a plate!!! WTF?

Tonight, I left a little catfood (drygoods, don't worry) on the concrete step outside our house. Hopefully, no-one will try to steal THAT.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Cat spotted 100 meters away from our house, crawling through the bushes, imagining that she's a tiger on the hunt for tiny, winged, beaked, grey antilopes that go "tweet".

I crawled through the same bushes, but the bloody cat ran away. She's not suffering from hunger or cold! She's ENJOYING this! She's having fun!

I'm worrying sick and crying every night, and the damned cat is having FUN being outdoors! She doesn't WANT to be caught and brought back in yet!

WhyIoughtta...

 

[SeaCat]

Cat spotted 100 meters away from our house, crawling through the bushes, imagining that she's a tiger on the hunt for tiny, winged, beaked, grey antilopes that go "tweet".

I crawled through the same bushes, but the bloody cat ran away. She's not suffering from hunger or cold! She's ENJOYING this! She's having fun!

I'm worrying sick and crying every night, and the damned cat is having FUN being outdoors! She doesn't WANT to be caught and brought back in yet!

WhyIoughtta...

Svenskaflicka,

Any news? I've been wondering, worrying and hoping.

Cat