Before Telework

[adrina]

I'll take baked. Especially right now.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

What's the difference between crispy and crunchy bro?

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey is gross and not making America great again.

Rainy did not have a stick up her butt.

 

[thør]

She said anal was preferred.

 

[raindancer]

No. The buttsex scares me.

 

[thør]

Admittedly, Corona is scary.

 

[Saint Peter]

No. The buttsex scares me.

There is nothing to worry about. Trust me.

Admittedly, Corona is scary.

!

 

[raindancer]

I trust no one. These are the end of days!

 

[Not Normal]

No. The buttsex scares me.

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[Stewart_Pidd]

Stewart T Pidd here. T stands for Trustworthy. Oh, TP and Tortilla chips too bro.

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

I trust no one. These are the end of days!

True! Remove buttsex from the bucketlist while there is still time!!

 

[raindancer]

Buttsex is not on the bucket list!

 

[thør]

I've been studying the work-from-home guide and it has no details on exactly how to arrange the whisky and wine on my desk.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Buttsex is not on the bucket list!

What about a fuckit list bro?

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I've been studying the work-from-home guide and it has no details on exactly how to arrange the whisky and wine on my desk.

We should call you Posh Spice bro.

Stew

 

[thør]

The Slap-Ya-Mama will be positioned within arms reach.

 

[Wings]

Before telework I had to wear a bra AND pants.