Before Dave went off to the shitter, he had taken a shower and was all nekkid....

[Starfish]

So he came up to the side of my head with his package and started thrusting it in my face. It was flopping all over the joint and he laughs and asks while giggling "don't you like my big floppy dick?" and just laughed and laughed as he did it out of control. I then noticed him getting all beefy, so I smacked his dick. I smacked it like it was a big dirty, floppy dick.

He instinctivly buckles over and says "What the fuck?" while laughing, even though it didn't hurt. It just resonated loudly.



I am still laughing and smiling.

Don't you like my big floppy dick?

 

[Private Vasquez]

crazy kids and their silly hijinks.

 

[Starfish]

This is the kind of thread that should make you wonder if this was meant to be a private message.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Thanks for sharing!

 

[Mellon Collie]

This is the kind of thread that should make you wonder if this was meant to be a private message.

Heh.

Yeah it is.

And for the record: I do like Fishy's big floppy dick.

 

[patient1]

This is the kind of thread that should make you wonder if this was meant to be a private message.

It might if it were from another poster
But you're not selfish, you like to share.