Beer Cart Girl - Golf Course

[cal1108]

Not sure if this is where i post this.

Does anyone know where I could find stories written from the perspective of the beer cart girl (beverage cart) at the golf course? TIA

 

[albertaboy]

Try the word Golf in teh search portal.

 

[Aquagal]

This might help.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=838723&highlight=write+story

 

[parodyluvr75]

Something snapped in the mind of the busty blonde beer cart girl. She hated the lecherous gazes and greasy paws of men in tartan golf pants. She ripped off her undersized white cotton tee shirt, her full round breasts were barely contained by her black leather studded bra. She ran screaming, her breasts bouncing, "Die, die, die!" She hiked up her jean miniskirt, jumped on a golf cart and plowed through the herd of plaid clad leeches that circled the 19th hole. The humanity! Empty beer cups and golf balls flew ...

That's from the classic Sexy Beer Cart Girl Gone Homicidal by lovetoread.

 

[islandman]

That's a rather specific fetish.

Must be hard to find jack-off material.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Something snapped in the mind of the busty blonde beer cart girl. She hated the lecherous gazes and greasy paws of men in tartan golf pants. She ripped off her undersized white cotton tee shirt, her full round breasts were barely contained by her black leather studded bra. She ran screaming, her breasts bouncing, "Die, die, die!" She hiked up her jean miniskirt, jumped on a golf cart and plowed through the herd of plaid clad leeches that circled the 19th hole. The humanity! Empty beer cups and golf balls flew ...

That's from the classic Sexy Beer Cart Girl Gone Homicidal by lovetoread.

That gave me a stiff shaft and polished wood.

 

[parodyluvr75]

With that you could make a hole in one.

 

[Disgustipated]

That gave me a stiff shaft and polished wood.

I just put it in the hole.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just put it in the hole.

Left him walking bow-legged, did ya?

 

[DaddyValin]

If the girls in these type of stories are sluts, would that be a case of putting the cart before the whores?

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I wound up in the ER after trying to get it on with the beer cart girl.

When I was getting ready for her, I fell off the ball washer.

 

[koalabear]

I saw that episode of King of the Hill.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wound up in the ER after trying to get it on with the beer cart girl.

When I was getting ready for her, I fell off the ball washer.

You have to be 7' tall to use those things. I don't know why they don't make them more handicaped accessible.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I wound up in the ER after trying to get it on with the beer cart girl.

When I was getting ready for her, I fell off the ball washer.

I can see how easy it would be to fall off a ball washer.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I saw that episode of King of the Hill.

Trust me, that joke is much older than that.