Beer and Piss

[mig]

Standing in the bathroom at 2.30am,pointing Peter at the
porcelain,I got to thinking.

What is the ratio of beer to piss.If I drink a pint how much piss
will it produce.

 

[llee69]

On the first, second, third or fourth piss?

Or the piss in the middle of a sleep too?

about a gallon I say

 

[freakygirl]

Standing in the bathroom at 2.30am,pointing Peter at the
porcelain,I got to thinking.

What is the ratio of beer to piss.If I drink a pint how much piss
will it produce.

for me.. atleast 2 gallons.. maybe more. Next time I'll piss into measuring cups.

This is one of those things that everyone wonders.. yet never asks..

Leave it to mig to ask it

 

[mig]

And another thing

How,with my eyes closed,do I always hit the target.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Standing in the bathroom at 2.30am,pointing Peter at the
porcelain,I got to thinking.

Sorry I don't drink beer.. but say hi to Peter for me

 

[freakygirl]

And another thing

How,with my eyes closed,do I always hit the target.

Hell I have 5 boys that can't hit it with their eyes open.. could you come teach them your trick please?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

More basically - why is piss yellow ? I never drink anything yellow !

 

[llee69]

And another thing

How,with my eyes closed,do I always hit the target.

Thats the fridge you are standing in front of....

 

[mig]

Fridge?.


No wonder I couldn't find the cold ones.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

My question was serious - there must be an anatomy or physiology expert somewhere here !

 

[Shockdoctor]

My question was serious - there must be an anatomy or physiology expert somewhere here !

Why is urine yellow?

Urochrome, the pigment that gives urine its characteristic color, is derived from urobilin, which in turn is mainly derived from bilirubin, produced from hemoglobin in red blood cells. Normal urine is yellow to amber in color, depending on the concentration of pigment.

 

[Maiden-hunter]

Thats the fridge you are standing in front of....

In that case for god's sake dont use the lemon ice cubes

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Thx doc

 

[fallon2]

Why

Why is it that I have to pee just as I am nodding off into a beautiful dream? The other reason is that the beer comes from grains which are usually yellow. Am I right or am I right???

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Fallon - by your analogy - folks who drink red wine should have blood-like piss or kids addicted to those blue raspberry icepops should piss in blue....

Freaky !!

 

[freakygirl]

Fallon - by your analogy - folks who drink red wine should have blood-like piss or kids addicted to those blue raspberry icepops should piss in blue....

Freaky !!

you called? Oh.. wait nevermind.. You were calling red and blue piss "freaky"..and not yelling out my name... ok

 

[LMT]

Beer to Piss

It is hard to put an actual volume on how much “piss” a pint of beer creates, as there are many variables involved in the formation of urine. The kidneys change the production rate of urine in order to regulate blood-: volume, PH levels, electrolyte levels, and the remove metabolic wastes. The “normal” range of urine production is 50cc to 60cc per hour [daily volume between 0.6 and 2.5 liters]. Although the bladder can hold as much as 500ml [~16oz] of urine before pain receptors are stimulated, the desire to urinate is usually experienced about 150m. [~5oz], as the volume increases to 300ml [~10oz] the sensation of fullness becomes increasingly uncomfortable.

Drinking alcohol has both an immediate effect on urine formation: due to an increased fluid volume; and a long term effect: as the sugars in alcohol take hours to fully metabolize. This double demand for filtration (first to remove excess fluid then to remove the metabolic wastes) often causes the body to become dehydrated and is a major cause of hangovers.

 

[mig]

Thanks.

I always wondered.

 

[unclej]

here i come to save the day.....it's called the budweiser ratio...drink one, pee three...is too, look it up....

 

[mig]

But I was drinking Newcastle Brown.

 

[BrownEyes26]

Mig
Why is urine yellow? Urine is a filtrate of the blood containing metabolic wastes such as uric aid, urea and creatine. Almost all of the water has been reabsorbed into the body, and this leaves those wastes and toxins, salts etc. And if your urine is too yellow, it means that you are dehydrated (well duh, you were drinking beer!!!).