Bedroom Bombshells

[BubblyBookworm]

What is the last thing a partner should reveal to you while in bed?

I ate garlic for lunch.

 

[elli1point1]

My wife will be joining us shortly.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

My wife will be joining us shortly.

Hmm, I think I slept with your brother.

 

[VanGogh66]

I only have 5 minutes before I have to leave

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I only have 5 minutes before I have to leave

Hurry Up!!!!!

 

[VanGogh66]

Hurry Up!!!!!

Dammit, we ran out of time. Rain check?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Dammit, we ran out of time. Rain check?

Maybe, if my husband says it's okay.

 

[VanGogh66]

Maybe, if my husband says it's okay.

Maybe that's why it was best I couldn't stick around longer.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Maybe that's why it was best I couldn't stick around longer.

Is that your wife?

 

[Xerxes82]

By the way, we're cousins.

 

[VanGogh66]

I just fucked your sister too

 

[BubblyBookworm]

By the way, we're cousins.

I thought I saw you at the reunion.

 

[Xerxes82]

I thought I saw you at the reunion.

That was my hand on your bum during the family photo.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

That was my hand on your bum during the family photo.

I thought that was Dad.

 

[fullservice65]

Don't call me ever again!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Don't call me ever again!

Five minutes is your best?

 

[Series 6]

I accept cash and paypal

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I accept cash and paypal

I only take credit cards.

 

[Series 6]

I only take credit cards.

My card is maxed out

 

[BubblyBookworm]

My card is maxed out

No money, no honey!!

 

[Series 6]

No money, no honey!!

ha ha, do you take the barter system?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

ha ha, do you take the barter system?

Trading for sex?

 

[Xerxes82]

I thought that was Dad.

Nah, he was the one up your skirt.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Nah, he was the one up your skirt.

Peeks down, "Are you sure?"

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"You're almost as big as my old boyfriend."