Beck and Lambykins Corner

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Beck's Corner (And Lamb too)

Hi all. Yes another thread concerning Lambykins and the ramblings of a bipolar and forgetful Brit. Comments may be removed and edited at a moment's whim.
"Ugh" and "Thread Locked" do not really mean a thing as I do it when I am not having a good day. Barf bags will be provided on request for those who can not handle sickly sweet romantic musings. The idea was given to me by an aquaitence from Lit.
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REQUIRED DICLAIMER: THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN SYRUPY SWEET ROMANTIC MUSINGS AND/OR COMMENTS. PLEASE POST AND/OR READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.
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That having been said: The most romantic things I have done for my crush have been:

A) Made chicken soup when she had the flu and stayed with her until she got better

B) Went with her when she took her dad to a doctor's appointment because nobody else could be bothered

C) I am sure there are more things. I might remember later.

Oh and before I forget. This is a clean thread so please don't post vulgarities or you will be placed on ignore.
 
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please don't veil your lack of sense behind a mood disorder.
 
Lamb

please don't veil your lack of sense behind a mood disorder.

I actually do have some common sense. I just lose all sense when I am rambling about my Lamb. The idea to do my own personal thread was suggested by a fellow poster and I do think it was a good idea. I now don't feel I need to make new threads since this is just one big super duper thread to end all threads. :D
 
I don't think there is anyone on this board who has seen this so called common sense of yours, the fact that you tell us you're bipolar doesn't mean diddly squat, it's an insult to the rest of the bipolar people who cope with it.

I hope this also means you won't ever start another thread again and just put all all of your "hmms" "hehes" and "do you enjoy cleaning in bed?" etc in this thread
 
You don't have to post in my thread if you are going to be rude you know. No, I don't feel like posting anywhere else Now if you will kindly excuse me I need to make a cup of tea and think of some other really mushy things to say to my Lamb when I talk to her in just a bit. Good day sir.
 
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Bravo!! Only one thread from now on!

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Bravo!! Only one thread from now on!

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I haven't laughed that hard in about a day! Well since the butted tattoo reveal.

Okay Beckster, will Lambykins be making an appearance? I'm curious, since she's in the title of your thread.
 
I haven't laughed that hard in about a day! Well since the butted tattoo reveal.

Okay Beckster, will Lambykins be making an appearance? I'm curious, since she's in the title of your thread.

I'm not sure why he must keep her behind bars. I guess he likes caged heat.
 
lamb

I'm not sure why he must keep her behind bars. I guess he likes caged heat.

Lol. Oh no. Lamb is very modest. She won't post on such websites. She is too much of a proper Scottish woman. Perhaps I should have retitled Beck's Corner
 
Lol. Oh no. Lamb is very modest. She won't post on such websites. She is too much of a proper Scottish woman. Perhaps I should have retitled Beck's Corner

Don't restart another thread!
 
Lol. Oh no. Lamb is very modest. She won't post on such websites. She is too much of a proper Scottish woman. Perhaps I should have retitled Beck's Corner

Because proper women don't post on lit?

I'm very proper in every fucking thing I do. :cool:
 
I am sure you are very proper. Lamb just doesn't post on here. It is all good. Really just need one thread anyway.
 
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I am sure you are very proper. Lamb just doesn't post on here. It is all good. Really just need one thread anyway like my new mate Emerson suggested.

Have you exchanged cock pics yet?
 
No! I don't do that sort of thing. What a dreadful comment to make on my thread. Tsk, tsk.
The only picture I have sent to my Lamb has been a clothed one. Goodness this was supposed to be a clean thread devoid of such nasty remarks.
 
No! I don't do that sort of thing. What a dreadful comment to make on my thread. Tsk, tsk.
The only picture I have sent to my Lamb has been a clothed one. Goodness this was supposed to be a clean thread devoid of such nasty remarks.

Oh come now Becks, you haven't seen nasty yet!
 
No! I don't do that sort of thing. What a dreadful comment to make on my thread. Tsk, tsk.
The only picture I have sent to my Lamb has been a clothed one. Goodness this was supposed to be a clean thread devoid of such nasty remarks.

cock pic...cock av...cock profile...cock shot...

Your thread has now been cock broken in. How about fuck, fuck, fuck too?
 
Oh come now Becks, you haven't seen nasty yet!

I really don't want anything that is crude or nasty on my thread please.
Or at least nothing that would be overtly rude and or in bad taste thank you.
 
sooooo building a pussy fuck room down the hall is out of the question, right?
 
It is out of the question for sure. Now I wish I had not started this thread considering the vile comments bieng posted.
 
It is out of the question for sure. Now I wish I had not started this thread considering the vile comments bieng posted.

It's a porn board! Should we wax prose about strolls in the park holding hands while gazing at the moonlight?

Hmmmm...thinking ^^^THAT^^^ would not be appropriate for any forum on here.

Okay you don't like pussy and cock comments, what about pussy and cock pics?!
 
Nope. If all you're going to post is vile comments then please don't bother to respond.
 
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