Because there's NO FUCKING WAY a strange dog ever just up and bites people

[LJ_Reloaded]

And you never, ever shoot a dog. Whatever happened to Turd Fergeson's dog repellent spray???

http://mobile.wgntv.com/p.p?m=b&a=r...DL.w=&DL.d=10&DQ=sectionId%3A7051&DPS=0&DPL=3

http://newsfeedresearcher.com/data/articles_n1/dogs-police-bulls.html

Lakefront jogger critically injured by pit bulls: 'They wouldn't let the man go'



By Carlos Sadovi and Kate Thayer
Tue Jan 3 2012 1:01 AM
It was hot in Stanley Lee’s South Shore apartment Monday morning, so he cracked open a window. That’s when he heard the screams for help.

Lee’s apartment overlooks Rainbow Beach Park along the lakefront, and through his window he witnessed a frightening scene: two pit bulls attacking a 62-year-old jogger.

“He was saying, ‘Help me, help me,’” Lee said. Grabbing a baseball bat, the 35-year-old Lee ran outside to try to chase the dogs away from the jogger. He said he hit the dogs repeatedly with the bat, to no avail.

“They just wouldn’t let the man go,” Lee said.

Arriving police officers were confronted by the dogs and fatally shot them, authorities said.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

This should have happened to a GBer like KRCummings or JackAssJim, not this poor jogger.

 

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[phrodeau]

Nature is evil, we know.

 

[chillywilly2]

This should have happened to a GBer like KRCummings or JackAssJim, not this poor jogger.

The jogger probably deserved it even more

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I agree, it's newsworthy when dogs attack someone and are shot.

Except, it seems, when it was you doing the shooting. No news articles about that one.

Strange, huh?

 

[phrodeau]

I agree, it's newsworthy when dogs attack someone and are shot.

Except, it seems, when it was you doing the shooting. No news articles about that one.

Strange, huh?

I thought it did show up in the press. I seem to recall a news site called "Onion" or something.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

I agree, it's newsworthy when dogs attack someone and are shot.

Except, it seems, when it was you doing the shooting. No news articles about that one.

Strange, huh?

You are assuming he doesn't own the paper(s).

 

[LadyFairfax]

He was drinking lemonade and selling annuities and insurance for HOURS. Then he and the sheriff did a little rib poking. LT has that county bought.

Shouldn't be hard. He got back his $2000 "investment" in his mother's house 2000 times over. I bet she rolled over in her grave on learning that she nearly was foreclosed on a $4 million dollar home.

 

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[GracefullyYours]

LT has always backed his wife's grand in-laws more so than his poorly departed mother.

He has a wife?

 

[unregistered]

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

The jogger probably deserved it even more

Because.....?

 

[zipman]

He has a wife?

And a whole bunch of mythical children as well.

But then again, most people who play Sims do.

The difference is they know the difference between fantasy and real life.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Do you idiots still think that strange dogs won't ever bite you?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No no no, it was an occupy movement gone awry. The dogs were merely trying to occupy the jogger.


You know, sucking up to your in-laws is usually a sure sign that you think you married above your station.

 

[Quoll]

He's been at it for years.

Originally Posted by renard_ruse
Cool choice. My friend LT and I used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood pretending to be Ponch and John. We've pull over the other kids to shoot their dogs. Good memories.

FYP..

 

[zipman]

Do you idiots still think that strange dogs won't ever bite you?

So you have a link where someone claimed a strange dog would never bite you?

I thought so.

 

[Pookie]

And a whole bunch of mythical children as well.

But then again, most people who play Sims do.

The difference is they know the difference between fantasy and real life.

Didn't he supposedly shoot his imaginary wife's grand in-laws' dog on an airplane one time?

Sims can get so complicated. I need to post more to keep up with this shit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Didn't he supposedly shoot his imaginary wife's grand in-laws' dog on an airplane one time?

Sims can get so complicated. I need to post more to keep up with this shit.

I'm about to draft you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=792563

Srsly thinking about it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So you have a link where someone claimed a strange dog would never bite you?

I thought so.

I can't believe you guys are still batting LT around.

That is so... 2004.

 

[cjh]

because there's no fucking way you can die choking on a peanut

http://journal.nzma.org.nz/journal/119-1239/2110/

 

[Pookie]

I'm about to draft you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=792563

Srsly thinking about it.

I would be on a tribe with Laurel and Pete?

 

[Pookie]

I would be on a tribe with Laurel and Pete?

This would be the coolest ever - Byron, Perg, Pete, Mona, Laurel