Because no one is allowed...

[insideShiraz]

Does anyone have a recipe on how to become a Virgin again?...Hi Cheye...

 

[Stormystarr]

I don't. But there is some kind of cosmetic surgery you can have to become a virgin again.

 

[insideShiraz]

Cosmetic Surgery...

Is it sold by Amway? Avon? Bon Munchausen?

 

[Stormystarr]

O.K.

 

[Bliss]

As if! Hell no, you can only get it thru MAC. That'll be $23.95, thank you. Now, go through the lobby and make a new you like everyone else either is doing or is paranoid about.

Tra La De Boom De Aye

 

[Thor's Hammer]

I understand that if you abstain long enough, an honorary virginity certificate is issued.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes I believe you can do this, "hell" went away and came back as "hotnycmale."

 

[insideShiraz]

$23.95?!...

Whered'ja get that Bargain?

 

[Bliss]

surprise!

In the lobby! <insert rim SHOT here>

 

[insideShiraz]

W.C. Fields...

"How do you spell suprise?... Yes...yes"...

 

[Guest]

Okay, I'm not sure if you were serious or not (seeing as how the current posts have been kinda "silly"), but I'll take a more serious stab at it. Forgive me for not currently knowing your gender. I don't think we have corresponded on many of the same threads lately. First of all, by abstaining for a lengthy period of time you can become a "born again virgin". Also, if you're a woman, there's a surgical persedure(sp?) you can undergo where a Dr. will reattatch your hymen.

~Dr Tiggs~
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[insideShiraz]

insideShiraz...

"Yes...yes"...

 

[Savage Kitten]

i dunno but...

I was reading an inmates mail the other night and in the letter he said he hadn't had sex in so long he felt like a virgin. hehe

 

[Bliss]

Re: W.C. Fields...

"How do you spell suprise?... Yes...yes"...

Ahhh, ain't ya ever watched Gomer Pyle? Yes! Yes!


*contemplates SK going thru an inmates garbage to read his mail*

 

[Cheri]

Re: Re: W.C. Fields...

"How do you spell suprise?... Yes...yes"...

Ahhh, ain't ya ever watched Gomer Pyle? Yes! Yes!


*contemplates SK going thru an inmates garbage to read his mail*

Augh Shucks. Poor Gomer hasn't even lost his virginity the first time, why would he need to get it again?
And I bet Miss SK doesn't have to do any dumpster diving for those thrills, she just opens the unsealed envelope, Blissful. Ain't ya done any hard time?

 

[Savage Kitten]

*raises eyebrow* oh Cheri.. how'd ya know??? hehe

I can do that Cheri, but this time I just looked through his stuff while we were packing his property hehe

-->> I'm thinkin... oh poor convict guy, no sex in a while... why don't you just let the gay guy down the way suck you lil dilly for ya?? hmmm??

 

[insideShiraz]

Savage...

Wut kinda insight is that?

 

[Savage Kitten]

the 'I don't feel sorry for the punk not gettin sex' kinda insight hahaha

sorry.. i kinda did go off on my own tangent didn't i?? lol


Recipe for virginty
(as told in my grammy's recipe book)

ingredients:
2 tbsp Castor Oil

directions:
take 1hr before going to bed each night
sure to make you feel like a virgin in no time!

 

[insideShiraz]

Savage...

No wonder you work around people who LOVE to Rape asses.

 

[Savage Kitten]

what's that suppose to mean ... huh? huh?? you tell me right now or ... or.....I'll get Big Bubba Thick Cock on your ass (he owes me a couple of favors) *weg*