because i'm beautiful.

[dolf]

The anonymity of the internet.

the old "i want to drink your piss" line is rarely heard in rl.

 

[robert_blackmoore]

the old "i want to drink your piss" line is rarely heard in rl.

It doesn't work... trust me... /rubs his jaw in memory

KIDDING!!

 

[dolf]

It doesn't work... trust me... /rubs his jaw in memory

KIDDING!!

pft! your messages are all more than charming

 

[snake0067]

the old "i want to drink your piss" line is rarely heard in rl.

I suppose that could be considered a compliment.



Or disgusting.

 

[AaronTraugott]

pft! your messages are all more than charming

thats what you get on the internet

 

[robert_blackmoore]

pft! your messages are all more than charming

Thanks, I think? hehe I'm not even trying to be charming, so thanks, for sure.

The one I've always wanted to try, but never had the guts is "you know, I've never been able to actually lick a cervix, but you seem like someone who might be game..."

Yeah, I know.... BAD!! But I'm going to keep trying to hit that mark when I have the opportunity!

 

[dolf]

I suppose that could be considered a compliment.



Or disgusting.

it's an improvement on the "i want to rape you like this..." ones i got with my second pic thread.

 

[dolf]

Thanks, I think? hehe I'm not even trying to be charming, so thanks, for sure.

The one I've always wanted to try, but never had the guts is "you know, I've never been able to actually lick a cervix, but you seem like someone who might be game..."

Yeah, I know.... BAD!! But I'm going to keep trying to hit that mark when I have the opportunity!

charming by ampicker standards

 

[snake0067]

it's an improvement on the "i want to rape you like this..." ones i got with my second pic thread.

Amatuer

Let the lady bring up the rape fetish first if she's into it.

 

[robert_blackmoore]

charming by ampicker standards

Hmmm... /looks at her sideways

I don't know that I'd take that as a compliment. LOL But I know how you meant it... I hope.

I can be quite the charmer when I want to be. Being a bass helps, and no, I'm not a fish!

Amatuer

Let the lady bring up the rape fetish first if she's into it.

This made me laugh out loud, Snake, and it's very true... /nods

 

[RawHumor]

it's an improvement on the "i want to rape you like this..." ones i got with my second pic thread.

Exactly.

A gentleman asks the slut how she wants to be raped.

Duh.

 

[dolf]

Amatuer

Let the lady bring up the rape fetish first if she's into it.

ahahahaha!!!!

yes, there's a right and a wrong way to do this

 

[dolf]

Hmmm... /looks at her sideways

I don't know that I'd take that as a compliment. LOL But I know how you meant it... I hope.

I can be quite the charmer when I want to be. Being a bass helps, and no, I'm not a fish!

no, you're charming in the genuine, non-creepy, zero suggestion of cybersex way.

 

[snake0067]

ahahahaha!!!!

yes, there's a right and a wrong way to do this

I'm the absolute worst person to give anyone advice about women beyond where the vagina is located (behind the knee I think) and I know this.

 

[dolf]

Exactly.

A gentleman asks the slut how she wants to be raped.

Duh.

an when i say "by someone else", you sulk

 

[RawHumor]

an when i say "by someone else", you sulk

I'll have to take your word for it, as you've never actually replied that way.

 

[robert_blackmoore]

no, you're charming in the genuine, non-creepy, zero suggestion of cybersex way.

You mean I was supposed to bring it up? /puts both hands on the keyboard for the first time today

Isn't that why we're all here? Oh, wait, no, just us guys.

 

[dolf]

i almost forgot...

 

[dolf]

I'll have to take your word for it, as you've never actually replied that way.

yet

 

[RawHumor]

i almost forgot...

Lovely... though you look like you need a waxing.

 

[dolf]

You mean I was supposed to bring it up? /puts both hands on the keyboard for the first time today

Isn't that why we're all here? Oh, wait, no, just us guys.

wipe the screen.

 

[robert_blackmoore]

i almost forgot...

Um, well, hello!

Nice pics, dolf, though I'll admit I did have to kind of pose with the first one to figure out what all the bits were...

 

[robert_blackmoore]

wipe the screen.

Pfft! That's what my super cool handy rubber keyboard cover is for!

Actually, i've never had one of those... I was always able to control myself and hit the sock.

 

[dolf]

Um, well, hello!

Nice pics, dolf, though I'll admit I did have to kind of pose with the first one to figure out what all the bits were...

i love the first one! everyone gets confused

 

[RawHumor]

i love the first one! everyone gets confused

How many have seen it already? I thought these were new.