Because I can laugh at myself

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, where you gonna give OralDave a "blow by blow" account?

hahaha!

Aphro turns up and suddenly my day improves by 100%.

 

[Lancecastor]

At least you got a wash.

 

[jezzilee]

Well, at least you fell in doing something respectable, and not trying to catch a Pikachu.

Omg. The Canadian said he was going to tell everyone this story exactly!

Glad you are okay.

But you never said if the Canadian got his blowjob?

Also, where you gonna give OralDave a "blow by blow" account?

Oral Dave and I go hiking and drink crafty beers together. And yes the Canadian got his happy ending

At least you got a wash.

I showered after cuz...lake superior.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Glad your safe and laughing....
I woulda jumped in and saved the blowjob..err ....i mean you

 

[pete]

And this shit is funny....

The canadian came down today. Its a beautiful night. The moon is full, we decide to walk along the Chequemagon Bay. Oh look! The oredock, or what is left of it., I was replying to a pm from Oral Dave, I asked the Canadian, blow job now,here or later....well there were people present so we dicidee to walk to the end. As I am perusing my pm's, I decided to reply to Dave....

and fell off the dock, 1,000 feet from the shore. The Canadian grabs a circlie floaty thing and I yell at him to grab my phone...cuz i threw that bitch up on the dock as soon as I surfaced. Then I told hin that he doesnt dare throw me a doughnut i will swim to shore.

Then I hear a voice asking if I need 911, I declined. Then half way down the voice asks are you out yet, i replied no, but its getting cold I hope you have a beer ready for me. He said he did but it was warm.

Fast forward, the couple that was making out on the first bench when we got there was gone. The canadian helped me out at the end of the dock because despite what I thought I would encounter the water was still super deep and there was a wall with no ladder there. We started walking back to the house and a car pulls up, hands us each a beer and we proceeded to talk to an elderly hippy for a bit. Then halfway to the house, a jeep does a uturn and says that they were on the dock, do we need a ride?

Talk about nice people right????

The water was warm, I am safe, we have another lmao moment to recount...


It has been a good, but expensice night. I know I will still be giggling in the morning.

you're a fun date, jezz.

 

[pollynova]

The phone is toast lol

Aww, I hope you didn't have pictures or anything on it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

If only someone had taken a video that you could post to this thread WTF/FUNNY Gifs, Pics, & Videos: Volume 2

Glad you're still "blowing."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Here jezz, I thought this was some funny shit.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=79755544&postcount=2

 

[OralDave]

Laughimg,,


No.... This is not a repeatable event! We were sending you a message that you should come do fish fry on Friday with us!

A good fish fry? Or a we're-not-quite-sure fish fry? You're only a few hours away..... (brain's overheating.... "I'm just going to the store!")

 

[jezzilee]

Here jezz, I thought this was some funny shit.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=79755544&postcount=2

That is so wrong on so many levels!

Laughimg,,


No.... This is not a repeatable event! We were sending you a message that you should come do fish fry on Friday with us!

A good fish fry? Or a we're-not-quite-sure fish fry? You're only a few hours away..... (brain's overheating.... "I'm just going to the store!")

Why does the quote function give you so many problems D?We must figure this out!!!

We went to the Wayside in Seeley, it was a hit. The Canadian bought a lemonade blueberry cheesecake for desert for my moms birthday.... it was kinda heavenly, but sweet so yeah, bothered my belly.

 

[OralDave]

That is so wrong on so many levels!

Why does the quote function give you so many problems D?We must figure this out!!!

We went to the Wayside in Seeley, it was a hit. The Canadian bought a lemonade blueberry cheesecake for desert for my moms birthday.... it was kinda heavenly, but sweet so yeah, bothered my belly.

Opps...? I get it. Most of the time.
Sounds like a great night! And I'm sure your mom is happy. Any crafty beer? Or cocktails?

 

[Christobal]

Funny story. In a way i'm glad it never happened to me but in way a wish it did. Craziness and no arrest or penalties. I do have those stories but none like yours.

 

[Hard_Rom]

From all accounts jezzilee seems to have good choice in men.

 

[jezzilee]

That is so wrong on so many levels!



Opps...? I get it. Most of the time.
Sounds like a great night! And I'm sure your mom is happy. Any crafty beer? Or cocktails?

Well, lunch at south shore brewery brought on a wonderful Nut brown ale, dinner at the wayside was some dark thingy whos name escapes me, the casino afterwards brought on angry minnow, I believe or I would ask but SOMEONEISFREAKIN snoring *gigglesnort*

Funny story. In a way i'm glad it never happened to me but in way a wish it did. Craziness and no arrest or penalties. I do have those stories but none like yours.

These are the stories of my life. Silliness and hilarity follow me wherever I go.

From all accounts jezzilee seems to have good choice in men.

*giggles* So, why am I still sorta single when my last live in boyfriend was 10 years ago? There just my be something wrong with me.

 

[OralDave]

Not your fault. There's some good guy who's really missing out, Jezzi.

I've had South Shore's beer before. Pretty good. I can show you some good crafty beer bars!

 

[clistenovena]

Paraphrasing...

The canadian came down today... was replying to a pm from Oral Dave, I asked the Canadian, blow job now,here or later.... As I am perusing my pm's, I decided to reply to Dave....and fell off the dock, 1,000 feet from the shore. ..Then I told hin that he doesnt dare throw me a doughnut i will swim to shore. ...Then I hear a voice asking if I need 911, I declined... I hope you have a beer ready for me. He said he did but it was warm....a car pulls up, hands us each a beer and we proceeded to talk to an elderly hippy for a bit.

You can't make this stuff up.

...I yell at him to grab my phone...cuz i threw that bitch up on the dock as soon as I surfaced.

Priorities! Love that.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Good thing you don't wear glasses. When tipped into water, glasses are the first thing I grab for. To ensure they stay on my head. Screw the bloody phone.

Sorta single?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Being able to laugh is priceless.
Did anyone mention that you took a long walk off a short pier?

 

[Porkwarrior]

That is so wrong on so many levels!

Opps...? I get it. Most of the time.
Sounds like a great night! And I'm sure your mom is happy. Any crafty beer? Or cocktails?

A brandy Old Fashioned might have been consumed once or three times.
But Jezz loves a Caesar. Very bloody. Extra pickles no celery. 17 dashes of Cholula gets you a blowjob

Well, lunch at south shore brewery brought on a wonderful Nut brown ale, dinner at the wayside was some dark thingy whos name escapes me, the casino afterwards brought on angry minnow, I believe or I would ask but SOMEONEISFREAKIN snoring *gigglesnort*

These are the stories of my life. Silliness and hilarity follow me wherever I go.

*giggles* So, why am I still sorta single when my last live in boyfriend was 10 years ago? There just my be something wrong with me.

Paraphrasing...



You can't make this stuff up.


Priorities! Love that.

From all accounts jezzilee seems to have good choice in men.

Good thing you don't wear glasses. When tipped into water, glasses are the first thing I grab for. To ensure they stay on my head. Screw the bloody phone.

Sorta single?

She's either passed out cold or walking off a pier.

 

[Porkwarrior]

And this shit is funny....

The canadian came down today. Its a beautiful night. The moon is full, we decide to walk along the Chequemagon Bay. Oh look! The oredock, or what is left of it., I was replying to a pm from Oral Dave, I asked the Canadian, blow job now,here or later....well there were people present so we dicidee to walk to the end. As I am perusing my pm's, I decided to reply to Dave....

and fell off the dock, 1,000 feet from the shore. The Canadian grabs a circlie floaty thing and I yell at him to grab my phone...cuz i threw that bitch up on the dock as soon as I surfaced. Then I told hin that he doesnt dare throw me a doughnut i will swim to shore.

Then I hear a voice asking if I need 911, I declined. Then half way down the voice asks are you out yet, i replied no, but its getting cold I hope you have a beer ready for me. He said he did but it was warm.

Fast forward, the couple that was making out on the first bench when we got there was gone. The canadian helped me out at the end of the dock because despite what I thought I would encounter the water was still super deep and there was a wall with no ladder there. We started walking back to the house and a car pulls up, hands us each a beer and we proceeded to talk to an elderly hippy for a bit. Then halfway to the house, a jeep does a uturn and says that they were on the dock, do we need a ride?

Talk about nice people right????

The water was warm, I am safe, we have another lmao moment to recount...


It has been a good, but expensice night. I know I will still be giggling in the morning.

Haa haa lulz.

 

[Conager]

A brandy Old Fashioned might have been consumed once or three times.
But Jezz loves a Caesar. Very bloody. Extra pickles no celery. 17 dashes of Cholula gets you a blowjob








She's either passed out cold or walking off a pier.

Around here Cholula or it's equal is on the table in lieu of ketchup.

I still would be a little ginger about the idea of receiving a cholula-laced bj. You, sir, have a cock with an iron constitution. Salute!

 

[jezzilee]

Being able to laugh is priceless.
Did anyone mention that you took a long walk off a short pier?

I actually took a short wAlk off a long pier...

 

[stickygirl]

Well now you have conclusive proof when you tell your kids 'don't walk and text at the same time'
..running with scissors
people
glad it turned out ok x

 

[Christobal]

There was this time I was getting drunk in a bar with Iraq veteran buddy of mine. Saddam Hussein had just been captured and we were celebrating.

Walked out of the bar and someone came up to us and said "We are shorthanded. Want to help carry a Macy's ThanksGiving day parade balloon?"

Oh yes we did.

Crazy shit happens sometimes.

Edited to add-

It's harder than it looks. Wind gusts and things.

 

[jezzilee]

Well now you have conclusive proof when you tell your kids 'don't walk and text at the same time'
..running with scissors
people
glad it turned out ok x

lol, thanks! It was an interesting night.

There was this time I was getting drunk in a bar with Iraq veteran buddy of mine. Saddam Hussein had just been captured and we were celebrating.

Walked out of the bar and someone came up to us and said "We are shorthanded. Want to help carry a Macy's ThanksGiving day parade balloon?"

Oh yes we did.

Crazy shit happens sometimes.

Edited to add-

It's harder than it looks. Wind gusts and things.

That was the year of the great Thanksgiving day balloon disaster wasn't it?? Now we know....the REST of that story.