jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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And this shit is funny....
The canadian came down today. Its a beautiful night. The moon is full, we decide to walk along the Chequemagon Bay. Oh look! The oredock, or what is left of it., I was replying to a pm from Oral Dave, I asked the Canadian, blow job now,here or later....well there were people present so we dicidee to walk to the end. As I am perusing my pm's, I decided to reply to Dave....
and fell off the dock, 1,000 feet from the shore. The Canadian grabs a circlie floaty thing and I yell at him to grab my phone...cuz i threw that bitch up on the dock as soon as I surfaced. Then I told hin that he doesnt dare throw me a doughnut i will swim to shore.
Then I hear a voice asking if I need 911, I declined. Then half way down the voice asks are you out yet, i replied no, but its getting cold I hope you have a beer ready for me. He said he did but it was warm.
Fast forward, the couple that was making out on the first bench when we got there was gone. The canadian helped me out at the end of the dock because despite what I thought I would encounter the water was still super deep and there was a wall with no ladder there. We started walking back to the house and a car pulls up, hands us each a beer and we proceeded to talk to an elderly hippy for a bit. Then halfway to the house, a jeep does a uturn and says that they were on the dock, do we need a ride?
Talk about nice people right????
The water was warm, I am safe, we have another lmao moment to recount...
It has been a good, but expensice night. I know I will still be giggling in the morning.
The canadian came down today. Its a beautiful night. The moon is full, we decide to walk along the Chequemagon Bay. Oh look! The oredock, or what is left of it., I was replying to a pm from Oral Dave, I asked the Canadian, blow job now,here or later....well there were people present so we dicidee to walk to the end. As I am perusing my pm's, I decided to reply to Dave....
and fell off the dock, 1,000 feet from the shore. The Canadian grabs a circlie floaty thing and I yell at him to grab my phone...cuz i threw that bitch up on the dock as soon as I surfaced. Then I told hin that he doesnt dare throw me a doughnut i will swim to shore.
Then I hear a voice asking if I need 911, I declined. Then half way down the voice asks are you out yet, i replied no, but its getting cold I hope you have a beer ready for me. He said he did but it was warm.
Fast forward, the couple that was making out on the first bench when we got there was gone. The canadian helped me out at the end of the dock because despite what I thought I would encounter the water was still super deep and there was a wall with no ladder there. We started walking back to the house and a car pulls up, hands us each a beer and we proceeded to talk to an elderly hippy for a bit. Then halfway to the house, a jeep does a uturn and says that they were on the dock, do we need a ride?
Talk about nice people right????
The water was warm, I am safe, we have another lmao moment to recount...
It has been a good, but expensice night. I know I will still be giggling in the morning.
Whenever I watch those failarmy videos, I always think, "Oh no! That poor person probably just wrecked their phone!" 
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