plasticman33
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Why is it women always look better at closing time?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
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plasticman33 said:Why is it women always look better at closing time?
Even some of the men look pretty good then too. Bars in NYC close at 4am though, so things are pretty much determined by then.
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Re: Re: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Yep, it's just the next morning that can be scary!
JennyOmanHill said:
Even some of the men look pretty good then too. Bars in NYC close at 4am though, so things are pretty much determined by then.
Yep, it's just the next morning that can be scary!
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plasticman33 said:Why is it women always look better at closing time?
Beergoggles, my friend!
Re: Re: Re: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Originally posted by plasticman33
Yep, it's just the next morning that can be scary!
Maybe you should try a paper bag?...<vbg>
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Originally posted by plasticman33
Yep, it's just the next morning that can be scary!
Maybe you should try a paper bag?...<vbg>
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delyte..........
Maybe a two bagger, in case the first one falls off! You've heard of coyote ugly, haven't you? You know, where you chew your arm off at the shoulder so you don't wake her up.
Maybe a two bagger, in case the first one falls off! You've heard of coyote ugly, haven't you? You know, where you chew your arm off at the shoulder so you don't wake her up.
Re: delyte..........
Originally posted by plasticman33
Maybe a two bagger, in case the first one falls off! You've heard of coyote ugly, haven't you? You know, where you chew your arm off at the shoulder so you don't wake her up.
lol.....
well if you think the bag is likely to come of her head you could just try keeping your eyes closed I suppose.
Might mean you getting sore toes when you bang them on your way out tho...<g>
As for chewing your arm off...seems a bit drastic somehow!
Couldn't you just shove her over really quickly....& while she is trying to get up off the floor simply make a break for it?...lol
or is that not politically correct enough these days?...<g>
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"No one said you must be good as gold, it's what you haven't done that matters when you're old. No one said these things are preordained, nothing ventured...."
Originally posted by plasticman33
Maybe a two bagger, in case the first one falls off! You've heard of coyote ugly, haven't you? You know, where you chew your arm off at the shoulder so you don't wake her up.
lol.....
well if you think the bag is likely to come of her head you could just try keeping your eyes closed I suppose.
Might mean you getting sore toes when you bang them on your way out tho...<g>
As for chewing your arm off...seems a bit drastic somehow!
Couldn't you just shove her over really quickly....& while she is trying to get up off the floor simply make a break for it?...lol
or is that not politically correct enough these days?...<g>
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delyte
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Re: Re: delyte..........
Nah, no matter how ugly, throwing them out onto the floor is not a good alternative! She might get up and tackle you before you can run to the door!
delyte said:
Nah, no matter how ugly, throwing them out onto the floor is not a good alternative! She might get up and tackle you before you can run to the door!
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