Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an air-
plane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat
pork?"

The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which
the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his
reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the
priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that
you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of
our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to
the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak
and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five
minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sand-
wich, doesn't it?"

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought this had something to do with Momma Cass.

 

[Renegade]

The joke kinda looses its effect if you put the punchline in the thread title.

 

[thør]

an oldie, but a goodie