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Bearded gentlemen. . .

Look at you, little fella! All those testosterone shots and now you have almost as much facial hair as Chastity Bono!

Three tips for you:
1) you look raggedy. Like Ogg said, get yourself a Wahl beard trimmer (if you can afford an NRA pocket knife, you can afford one of these). Trim around your lips, particularly the upper lip. This is essential given how much you foam at the mouth on a daily basis.
2) Soap and/or shampoo/conditioner will leave the skin on your chinny-chin-chin slightly irritated. I use Tea Tree oil to clean mine. Two squirts from a squirt bottle, rub it in, wash it out.
3) Like Randio said above, jojoba oil is all you need to make your facial hair soft. Don't embarass yourself mispronouncing it when asking for it by name, it's pronounced "ho hoba oil". You might have to look in the ethnic hair care aisle, #ThosePeople use jojoba oil for jheri curls.

Good luck on your latest foray in "Adventures in Manhood". You've always said you were "alpha as fuck", even with one undescended testicle. You'll never be "alpha", of course, but you can still try and look the part!
 
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Oh, look. Rob and "Skiddles" carpooled together this morning.

Welcome, "gentlemen."

Appreciate you "both" participating. Thanks for stopping by.
 
I don’t have any products to recommend, other than a trimmer with guards, as the fella rarely has facial hair. Please do not color it, I think it looks great as it is.
 
Conager said:
That's what I used to use to knock it down to two week scruff level.
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It's all I use, along with my Norelco because my beard is shaped. Every 2 weeks I drag it across my face but my beard length is longer than a 2 week scruff. If you just want the rugged look, I'd say to use it weekly.

Shorter hair tends to be more scratchy so you should use a conditioner after shampooing even if you use a shampoo/conditioner combo shampoo.
 
If a cure for baldness is ever found, what will Rob and Conager fight about?
 
A Frenchman invented a suitable beard trimmer Conager. They called her "Madame Guillotine." ;)
 
My decades long close trimmed beard requires less, not more, work than daily shaving. Why make things more difficult with various salves and unguents?

But to each their own.
 
Adre said:
My decades long close trimmed beard requires less, not more, work than daily shaving. Why make things more difficult with various salves and unguents?

But to each their own.
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A valid point, which is why I always weed-wavked it when I did have one. The goal hear is to see what my particular beard will do if I actually give it's some room in time to grow. I'm just not sure if training is an actual thing or if a beard is just going to do with a beard is going to do.

As far as I know my old man was clean shaven his entire life but the man had a five-oclock shadow by about two in the afternoon. He was one swarthy individual.
 
ChinoMoreno said:
man this is all you need, anything else is uncivilized, lol ;)

https://www.usa.philips.com/c-e/pe/oneblade-hub/buy-only#triggername=selector_face
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Phillips makes quality, but I'm currently miffed at them. Got a Sonicare for maybe $120 at costco recently. Works great on my teeth but I've been using a regular toothbrush on my gum line because I didn't see like they're bristle work course enough to really appropriately work the gums.

Now that I've join the 21st century and re-stablished myself as an Amazon customer after a 15 to 20 year hiatus I'm always looking up stuff and dropping it in my shopping cart stuff that I don't really want to have to remember to pick up next time I'm at a store. You know like a normal modern, non-Luditte.

The friggin replacement heads can be about $15 a piece. For nothing that is anymore complicated than a $2 toothbrush.
 
surdeep said:
If a cure for baldness is ever found, what will Rob and Conager fight about?
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Baldness is not the disease for me. Unlike Rob, I have a nicely shaped cranium. Hair is the disease.

Maybe I'll try Ogg's Chemo if the Sasquatch thing doesn't pull the nubiles.
 
kissedcherry said:
Soak it with pussy juice. It may not help your beard but it will help you lady.:kiss:
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A girl after my own heart... Mine would get soaked and the longer the better. I would dry it off on her belly and tits and neck.
 
NuMaleDownSouth said:
Look at you, little fella! All those testosterone shots and now you have almost as much facial hair as Chastity Bono!

Three tips for you:
1) you look raggedy. Like Ogg said, get yourself a Wahl beard trimmer (if you can afford an NRA pocket knife, you can afford one of these). Trim around your lips, particularly the upper lip. This is essential given how much you foam at the mouth on a daily basis.
2) Soap and/or shampoo/conditioner will leave the skin on your chinny-chin-chin slightly irritated. I use Tea Tree oil to clean mine. Two squirts from a squirt bottle, rub it in, wash it out.
3) Like Randio said above, jojoba oil is all you need to make your facial hair soft. Don't embarass yourself mispronouncing it when asking for it by name, it's pronounced "ho hoba oil". You might have to look in the ethnic hair care aisle, #ThosePeople use jojoba oil for jheri curls.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1060472853.3315/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg
Good luck on your latest foray in "Adventures in Manhood". You've always said you were "alpha as fuck", even with one undescended testicle. You'll never be "alpha", of course, but you can still try and look the part!
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So much Beta rage....LOL:D
 
Aglaopheme said:
I don’t have any products to recommend, other than a trimmer with guards, as the fella rarely has facial hair. Please do not color it, I think it looks great as it is.
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Thanks.

That's kind of what I think. The dude on the actual Just For Men box looks 'off.'

In general, for men or women I can see some restorative work or artifice to hang on to ones self-image a bit longer, but arguing with mother nature never looks natural, obviously. This color and that tone goes with each other for some reason that is hard to put your finger on but you know it when you see it.

The manager at the Goodwill store today had this beautiful auburn hair that if it was not completely natural she is spending way too much on her hair stylist. It had all those layers of color that you only get a strand at a time in the chair or because of good genetics.
 
Conager said:
Baldness is not the disease for me. Unlike Rob, I have a nicely shaped cranium. Hair is the disease.

Maybe I'll try Ogg's Chemo if the Sasquatch thing doesn't pull the nubiles.
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Pull the nubiles? You'll be lucky to pull a fucking thread with that talk. :rolleyes:
 
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