Beard/Pussy eating

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[_stryder_]

How does the scent of a woman mix with beards? Will other women give you the "I know you've been eating pussy" eye if you are within close proximity to them.

I'm on day 3 of growing a beard. This is important to me.

water...soap...problem solved

 

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[pointless]

pussy. be a man. deal with it.

the itching stops eventually. remember: melty cheese and runny eggs are now your enemy.

 

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[pointless]

enemy!!!

 

[phrodeau]

How does the scent of a woman mix with beards? Will other women give you the "I know you've been eating pussy" eye if you are within close proximity to them.

I'm on day 3 of growing a beard. This is important to me.

Oh yes, in fact you should use a pussy-scented cologne in your beard. It's a good thing.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't like facial hair on men. Some scruff is ok and can be sexy but anything beyond a couple days growth I don't like. I abhor any trendy facial hair especially. The way I see it, if it's not a full beard or mustache then you're an asshole. I know that's not fair. Live with it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

How does the scent of a woman mix with beards? Will other women give you the "I know you've been eating pussy" eye if you are within close proximity to them.

I'm on day 3 of growing a beard. This is important to me.

If anybody ever calls you on it just tell them you ate lunch at Red Lobster. That's your story and you're sticking to it.

C'mon, you're a guy. Be creative fer christ's sakes.

 

[pointless]

I don't like facial hair on men. Some scruff is ok and can be sexy but anything beyond a couple days growth I don't like. I abhor any trendy facial hair especially. The way I see it, if it's not a full beard or mustache then you're an asshole. I know that's not fair. Live with it.

no, it's kinda fair. goatees and van dykes are fucking everywhere. that's never good. also that line thing some guys do.

but beards are goodness. just turn off your santa complex and accept it.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I don't like facial hair on men. Some scruff is ok and can be sexy but anything beyond a couple days growth I don't like. I abhor any trendy facial hair especially. The way I see it, if it's not a full beard or mustache then you're an asshole. I know that's not fair. Live with it.

so not having a full beard makes me an asshole? wow my wife said i was born one

 

[Shadowann2]

My honey has a goatee. He has a butt chin and looks 17 without it. I've never been big on guys with facial hair, but for him, I make an exception.

Right after he goes down on me, his goatee is wet and smells like me, but by the time we wake up in the morning, the smell is gone. I'm thinking that if a woman's smell lingers overnight, and is strong enough for someone outside your personal bubble to smell, then she might want to consider showering a little more often! As for daytime activities...just rinse with soap and water afterward if you are that worried. I've never been able to smell pussy on a man's beard unless I was kissing him right after he went down on a woman.

 

[jeffy72]

I don't like facial hair on men. Some scruff is ok and can be sexy but anything beyond a couple days growth I don't like. I abhor any trendy facial hair especially. The way I see it, if it's not a full beard or mustache then you're an asshole. I know that's not fair. Live with it.

I can't grow a full beard, it just turns into a goatie.

I have a full mustache though, My wife is older then I, and complains I look too young without it. I'm starting to show my age, maybe she'll let me shave it off now...

Anyway, unless there is artificial perfume involved, soap and water quickly removes the scent of a woman, at least from mustaches.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I don't like facial hair on men. Some scruff is ok and can be sexy but anything beyond a couple days growth I don't like. I abhor any trendy facial hair especially. The way I see it, if it's not a full beard or mustache then you're an asshole. I know that's not fair. Live with it.

I have a little bit of trendy facial hair...although I grew it before it started showing up on every baseball player's chin. But I don't like how I look without it anymore. It's getting a little gray, and gives me just enough of a road-weariness to suit my music better than my dumb babyface. I've rarely been tempted to go all the way back to nothing--although shape, size, amount, sideburns etc have all fluxuated practically weekly through the years.

As for the OP...I love that little remnant of scent, and often leave it there on purpose.

 

[garbage can]

How does the scent of a woman mix with beards? Will other women give you the "I know you've been eating pussy" eye if you are within close proximity to them.

I'm on day 3 of growing a beard. This is important to me.

The answer is yes....

The scent of a woman, is known to stay in beards and moose-taches for up to 3 weeks.

And every woman knows her own scent...........

 

[Shadowann2]

And every woman knows her own scent...........

Quoted for truth! Beware!!!

 

[butters]

How does the scent of a woman mix with beards? Will other women give you the "I know you've been eating pussy" eye if you are within close proximity to them.

I'm on day 3 of growing a beard. This is important to me.

just don't let anything nest in it and shampoo regularly and you're fit to trot

 

[oggbashan]

I think that a greater problem is getting the beard tangled in her pubic hair.

That can be painful for both of you.

Og

 

[Bad_Doggie]

I think that a greater problem is getting the beard tangled in her pubic hair.

That can be painful for both of you.

Og

Or alternatively, or there any hidden benefits of having a beard, such a clit tickling?

Woof!

 

[Batch]

Yeah, watch out for owls and starlings, too.